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  • "They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then AN ENTIRE life to forget them."

    私は私の最初愛を忘れることができない。

    您相信命運嗎? 但是您知不知道命運好喜歡戲弄人!!

    愛,從來難辨對錯;情,永遠毋問是非。 
    女人著重愛的程式,男人著重愛之目的。
    理智的女人不易放縱,聰明的男人不易操控。...............

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  • Ralph & Edna

    Friday, Feb 20, 2009 1:07AM / Standard Entry / Members only
    6 comments

    Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.

    He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

    Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

    When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

    The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

    Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?'

    Happy Mental Health Day!

    You can do your bit by remembering to send an email to an unstable friend...

    Done my part!!

Entry comments (6)

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  • l_helen
    posted on Saturday, Feb 21, 2009 12:04AM
    I miss you guys tooooooooooo!!

    Penguin - who is peng peng? >.<
  • pokedpenguin19
    posted on Friday, Feb 20, 2009 7:23PM [Report]
    I BELIEVE THAT SHIT!!!!!! T____________T

    CAN U PUT DISCLAIMER ON TOP NEXT TIME SO PENG PENG DOENST FREAK OUT?!!?!?
  • pokedpenguin19
    posted on Friday, Feb 20, 2009 7:22PM [Report]
    HOLYYYYYY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTT

    THIS IS SOOOOOOO NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    IS THAT STORY TRUE?!?!?!?
  • moonchild72
     
    posted on Friday, Feb 20, 2009 12:17PM [Report]
    Sugar mommyyyyyyyyyyy ... i've seen this before too ... still funny ^^
    MISS YOU IN THE SB!!!
  • l_helen
    posted on Friday, Feb 20, 2009 2:55AM
    hehe.. I am doing good, sis! How you doing? Hope everything is good! miss ya!
  • elle75
     
    posted on Friday, Feb 20, 2009 1:14AM [Report]
    Long time no see Helen!!! This is like the 3rd times I seen this and it still funny as hell.
    How have you been?

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