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  • "They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then AN ENTIRE life to forget them."

    私は私の最初愛を忘れることができない。

    您相信命運嗎? 但是您知不知道命運好喜歡戲弄人!!

    愛,從來難辨對錯;情,永遠毋問是非。 
    女人著重愛的程式,男人著重愛之目的。
    理智的女人不易放縱,聰明的男人不易操控。...............

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  • Joke of the day!

    Wednesday, Aug 20, 2008 10:22PM / Standard Entry / Members only
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    Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ?

    Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

    Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

    Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?

    Caller: I'm Sam Wan .. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

    Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But what's this urgent matter about?

    Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

    Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

    Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

    Operator: I'm Saw Ree ...

    Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!!

    Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ..

    Caller: Oh .....God.......

Entry comments (10)

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  • J_Lee
     
    posted on Monday, Sep 1, 2008 2:12PM [Report]
    loll
  • Batforce
     
    posted on Monday, Aug 25, 2008 9:54AM [Report]
    Brilliant, Helen. Thanks for sharing.
  • BTCAT
     
    posted on Friday, Aug 22, 2008 10:00PM [Report]
    Hahahaha
    It is very funny
  • gilgamesh
     
    posted on Friday, Aug 22, 2008 8:40AM [Report]
    LOOOOOL, Helen ~~~ =P
  • lianngaihte
     
    posted on Thursday, Aug 21, 2008 12:56PM [Report]
    OMg..dat was awesome and hilarious...
    the return of super SUagr MoMMY can be a blast..
  • moonchild72
     
    posted on Thursday, Aug 21, 2008 12:38PM [Report]
    Lost in translation much? ^_~
  • pukupuku
     
    posted on Thursday, Aug 21, 2008 6:27AM [Report]
    lol i think if tht happened to me i wuld be preti pissed off too XD
  • PPPIRJ
     
    posted on Thursday, Aug 21, 2008 1:27AM [Report]
    :)    I have to do this without my wife knowing, laptop no mouse is a pain.
  • Parnmusic
     
    posted on Thursday, Aug 21, 2008 1:21AM [Report]
    wa ha ha hah a thats funny
  • pepe
     
    posted on Thursday, Aug 21, 2008 12:27AM [Report]
    Hahaha..anyone and no one..so funny.. ^__^

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