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  • Picked up a hitchhiker.

    Monday, Aug 24, 2009 10:44PM / Members only

    He stood right there in front of me as I was turning to drive home, and I felt the urge not to just leave him there like I was some kind of a douchebag version of Mad Max. The reason why I'm telling you this is because helping that guy was probably the nicest thing I've done to anyone (I'm a dick). Plus, I got a meal out of my gesture of good will as I drove him 20 miles away from my crib (just to perform this act of kindness), only to stumble upon a nice restaurant on my way back home. Sweet grandmother's spatula!

    Anyway, it was a quiet drive since I couldn't really talk to him much, mainly because I'm the Ed Wood of social situations and have little to no understanding of others. I'm also a dick. But he asked a few questions, and I answered with incoherent gibberish. He was such a nice traveler!

    Well, at the end of the day, what can I say? I guess I'm a pretty cool dude.

    Now bend over! 
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  • posted on Tuesday, Nov 10, 2009 10:02PM  [Report]
    lol your Avatar is hilarious :D
  • posted on Monday, Jul 6, 2009 12:49AM  [Report]
    no, its fairy dust. Stole it from tinker bell.
  • posted on Tuesday, Jun 30, 2009 11:17PM  [Report]
    then hope you'll find one.
    here's some magic dust to bring you luck!
  • posted on Tuesday, Jun 23, 2009 4:25AM  [Report]
    well, i failed so went to find another way to hang onto.
    How about you, still dancing?
  • posted on Wednesday, Jun 10, 2009 3:58AM  [Report]
    William Wallace was the man (a real historical figure) Mel Gibson played in Braveheart..Shaka Zulu was a Zulu warlord.. these aren't even real fights just statiscal analysis of period weapons in three categories short and medium range and Special Weapons...it usualy boils down to a some dude with a sword hitting a pig carcass hanging from the ceiling http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaka
  • posted on Tuesday, Jun 2, 2009 1:59AM  [Report]
    Glad to hear from you again..have you checked out the new show called "Deadliest Warrior"? last night they had William Wallace face off with Shaka Zulu ,it really is that stupid
  • posted on Sunday, May 31, 2009 6:19PM  [Report]
    Hi mate,hope you're well

    Daniel
  • posted on Thursday, Apr 23, 2009 5:51AM  [Report]
    Howdy! where you at?
  • posted on Sunday, Mar 8, 2009 12:12AM  [Report]
    Buying a home, getting my sis back from LA, but she left yet again this past week :(, working a new job, raising two teens (yikes!), taking care of my dog, and then there is the biggest kid of all to take care of and that is my hubby! LOL. I have also been dealing with a couple of losses as well both my mom and my hubby's mom died last year. So I have had a full couple of years away. And you??
  • posted on Thursday, Feb 19, 2009 9:16AM  [Report]
    Hey there... remember me? Been a while but I'm back again. How have U been??
  • posted on Sunday, Feb 8, 2009 1:18AM  [Report]
    and killing them is not gonna haunt you? ; )
  • posted on Saturday, Feb 7, 2009 7:17PM  [Report]
    fair enough. i won't mind if i were adopted though.
    i'll rather not know how old i am, so away with the birth certificate then.
  • Official artist 
    posted on Thursday, Feb 5, 2009 7:38PM  [Report]
    How about TITANIUM? :P
  • posted on Wednesday, Feb 4, 2009 4:43AM  [Report]
    The "bacon" sells bacon huh? that's one interesting info i might have never known.

    yeah. was it 'around the corner' or should i just say 'sometime soon', hmmm.. i should go check on that & look on my birth certificate while i'm at it.
  • posted on Tuesday, Feb 3, 2009 11:18PM  [Report]
    I was rendered Hors de combat by a bout of Cedar Fever..Its good that you've been keeping busy ha ha
  • posted on Tuesday, Feb 3, 2009 6:55PM  [Report]
    my bday is just around the corner, but i'll be fine with whatever day you'll gonna choose & if that happens, bring kevin!
  • posted on Tuesday, Feb 3, 2009 12:48AM  [Report]
    haha!! kevin bacon wasn't around, so i have no choice.
    so, i see it's your birthday.
    shall i steal a mic & sing you a birthday song?
  • posted on Monday, Feb 2, 2009 11:46PM  [Report]
    not bad, besides feeling like uttter shite this morning..but we soldier on eh? where you been?
  • posted on Monday, Feb 2, 2009 6:46PM  [Report]
    i'm hanging pretty well under a helicopter. =)
    and you? what have you been up to?
  • posted on Friday, Jan 30, 2009 4:03PM  [Report]
    WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?????

    Well, wherever you are, happy birthday, my little cabana boy!

    xxx ooo
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