Monday, Aug 24, 2009 10:44PM / Members only
He stood right there in front of me as I was turning to drive home, and I felt the urge not to just leave him there like I was some kind of a douchebag version of Mad Max. The reason why I'm telling you this is because helping that guy was probably the nicest thing I've done to anyone (I'm a dick). Plus, I got a meal out of my gesture of good will as I drove him 20 miles away from my crib (just to perform this act of kindness), only to stumble upon a nice restaurant on my way back home. Sweet grandmother's spatula!
Anyway, it was a quiet drive since I couldn't really talk to him much, mainly because I'm the Ed Wood of social situations and have little to no understanding of others. I'm also a dick. But he asked a few questions, and I answered with incoherent gibberish. He was such a nice traveler!
Well, at the end of the day, what can I say? I guess I'm a pretty cool dude.
Now bend over!
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