最近晚上没有夜生活，晚上无聊就看各种剧，最近在看《古灵精探》B，是一部好剧，里面那个法医不知道叫什么名字，很喜欢他。我最喜欢的美剧其中的两部《The big bang theory》和《Gossip girl》都出第三季有一段时间了，更新却很慢，Jim parsons在第三季似乎比以前胖了，我一直认为他是吴彦祖和MR.BEAN的结合，可爱帅气中带着喜剧色彩，他本人在生活中性格也是十分幽默的。下面是我从THE BIG BANG THEORY这部剧中的台词找出的关于SHELDON的搞笑语录。
* Sheldon is a robot."--by Raj
"He came with a manual."--by Howard
* SHELLY:You tell people I'm a rocket scientist?
I'm a theoretical physicist
SISTER:-What's the difference?
SHELLY-What's the difference??!!
my god!
Why don't you just tell them I'm a toll-taker at the Golden Gate Bridge?!
Rocket scientist.How humiliating.!
*Today we tried masturbating for money.
*you thought the opposite of "stupid loser" was "community college graduate" ！？
*Mario, hop!hop!hop!
*i'm batman!
*--"you know what's interesting about cave ?"
--"nothing"
*you're a lucky man
you are talking to one of the three men in the western hemisphere capable of following that train of thought
*i'm ignoring everyone of you
*there there
*oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch
*am not insane, and my mom had it tested
Sheldon: You're not done with her, are you?
Leonard: Our babies will be smart AND beautiful.
Sheldon: Not to mention imaginary.
Stop treating me like a child. Now take me to return my Star Wars sheets!
s:penny, i'm a physicist. i have a working knowledge of the entire universe and every thing it contains.
p:who's radiohead?
s:囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧……i have a working knowledge of the important things in the universe.
penny i really you're also on your own tonight,so if ,at some point,you find yourself with nothing to do,please do not disturb me."
"okay,i'm sleepy now,get out."
sandwich is an unmitigated disaster. I asked for turkey and roast beef with lettuce and swiss on whole wheat.
Raj：What did they give you?
Sheldon：Turkey and roast beef with swiss and lettuce on whole wheat.
还有很多贴不完了，包括他敲PENNY的门 喊PENNY PENNY PENNY 也很搞笑
真是爱死他了 SHELDON COOPER.
