最近晚上没有夜生活,晚上无聊就看各种剧,最近在看《古灵精探》B,是一部好剧,里面那个法医不知道叫什么名字,很喜欢他。我最喜欢的美剧其中的两部《The big bang theory》和《Gossip girl》都出第三季有一段时间了,更新却很慢,Jim parsons在第三季似乎比以前胖了,我一直认为他是吴彦祖和MR.BEAN的结合,可爱帅气中带着喜剧色彩,他本人在生活中性格也是十分幽默的。下面是我从THE BIG BANG THEORY这部剧中的台词找出的关于SHELDON的搞笑语录。
* Sheldon is a robot."--by Raj
"He came with a manual."--by Howard
* SHELLY:You tell people I'm a rocket scientist?
I'm a theoretical physicist
SISTER:-What's the difference?
SHELLY-What's the difference??!!
my god!
Why don't you just tell them I'm a toll-taker at the Golden Gate Bridge?!
Rocket scientist.How humiliating.!
*Today we tried masturbating for money.
*you thought the opposite of "stupid loser" was "community college graduate" !?
*Mario, hop!hop!hop!
*i'm batman!
*--"you know what's interesting about cave ?"
--"nothing"
*you're a lucky man
you are talking to one of the three men in the western hemisphere capable of following that train of thought
*i'm ignoring everyone of you
*there there
*oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch
*am not insane, and my mom had it tested
Sheldon: You're not done with her, are you?
Leonard: Our babies will be smart AND beautiful.
Sheldon: Not to mention imaginary.
Stop treating me like a child. Now take me to return my Star Wars sheets!
s:penny, i'm a physicist. i have a working knowledge of the entire universe and every thing it contains.
p:who's radiohead?
s:囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧……i have a working knowledge of the important things in the universe.
penny i really you're also on your own tonight,so if ,at some point,you find yourself with nothing to do,please do not disturb me."
"okay,i'm sleepy now,get out."
sandwich is an unmitigated disaster. I asked for turkey and roast beef with lettuce and swiss on whole wheat.
Raj:What did they give you?
Sheldon:Turkey and roast beef with swiss and lettuce on whole wheat.
还有很多贴不完了,包括他敲PENNY的门 喊PENNY PENNY PENNY 也很搞笑
真是爱死他了 SHELDON COOPER.