Easy. I don't eat red meat anyway! https://t.co/63TwhhbiI7
Is this the day I'm supposed to give up something for 40 days? What would you give up for 40 days? Sugar? Alcohol? Sex?
Happy #AshWednesday! Oh wait, is it supposed to be happy? Not happy? I dunno, I was never a good Catholic. #disappointmenttomymother
Yes! It's my year! Monkeys Rule!!! https://t.co/qt4qvnIVsc
RT @charlieboy808: @KellyHu right? #roosevelt #808represent!
Neither. I was hoping for a good game https://t.co/NwkL4NiVev
Well at least there was Bruno Mars
If the hot dog dachshunds ran into the Queen singing sheep that would have been the best Super Bowl commercial ever #superbowl50commercials
Yep yep!! https://t.co/Ehg6e0mawV
Thank goodness Bruno and Beyoncé came in to liven up the half time show.