I'm not telling https://t.co/yibr6pb6Q1
If I already broke my lent sacrifice on day 2 will I go to hell??? #ISuckAtLent
About to take off to NYC to freeze my butt off for my bday! What was I thinking when I booked this??? https://t.co/40GY23Fd5o
Easy. I don't eat red meat anyway! https://t.co/63TwhhbiI7
Is this the day I'm supposed to give up something for 40 days? What would you give up for 40 days? Sugar? Alcohol? Sex?
Happy #AshWednesday! Oh wait, is it supposed to be happy? Not happy? I dunno, I was never a good Catholic. #disappointmenttomymother
Yes! It's my year! Monkeys Rule!!! https://t.co/qt4qvnIVsc
RT @charlieboy808: @KellyHu right? #roosevelt #808represent!
Neither. I was hoping for a good game https://t.co/NwkL4NiVev
Well at least there was Bruno Mars