All the Weird Things That go on in Life Pt 8

Ok, so this is really late, but the week before Spring Break:

DP cracks Canada jokes on how they like 'mooses' and 'hockey' and 'bacon.'  "Hey! Bread, if you ever call me, I tell you I'm 'makin' bacon'""   THE HELL DP?! THE HELL?!  Oh yea...  at the beginning of class, DP was sitting there, and this other guy comes up (not from our class) and covers DP's eyes with his hands.  DP begins 'feeling behind him' and attemps 'groping' his perpetrator's jewels.  Instead, he begins calling out G's name and grabs onto his wrists.  Deducing with the fact that G's wrists aren't that skinny, he turns around to see G, who had stepped in just in time while perpetrator had dove out of the way.  WTF was all DP had to say.  flucking hilarious.

Oh rig--- We had to make a video skit for Chinese, and seriously, it's the most wicked shit you've ever seen.  (no, not really)  We had crappy footage, shitty acting and Dork kept screwing up, ignoring my advice which later turned out to be good, and imputing her own.  The number cards were HER idea.  BUT, it was all good because Dork was the reason the skit was a success. WHY? Because as editor, I put all her screwups into bloopers and it made up for all the shit we went through.  LALALA!!!! Oh cool, you can add videos.  I'll do that later after I'm done uploading on the other comp.  Starring me and Dork, with Nutmeg and Soap.  W/ editing help from my bro.