All the Weird Things That go on in Life Pt 6

We talked about secs in Chinese.  Me, Dork, a senior girl I dub J and G was there too. Did you know you can get pregnant before your . and with or without a orga.?  We discussed the magic of neuturing where someone shoves a stick through your testi's.  J said she brought an actual condom to show A, DH and another girl I dub H.  Hilarious.  Then, G went off on a tangent and described how he was going to raise his children.  He said he was going have many kids and send them all into a giant field filled with wild animals.  "I'm going to have Spartan Children," he stated.

A friend of mine: Nifflet aka Hamham aka Jenjen,  has a new love interest in her life.  Unfortunatly, when she told us, the secret leaked, and now St, her crush knows.  He likes her too.  Which is good.  It seemed more interesting and detailed at the time as well.

After Key club, and a heated discussion between myself, Dork and Soap aka Coke aka a lot of other things.  I suddenly yelled, "you farts!!"  Apparently, St thought it was funny when Dork and Soap turned around.  Fools.

We came up with the Azn slap in Chinese.  You slap someone's head at an angle so your flat palm skims off the back or side of the latter's head in a pivoting wrist motion.  It hurts a lot and I have already damaged several  innocent heads.  Except for Dork whom had few brain cells to beg with.

Desk Partner described how in 7th grade, someone just went up and twisted another guys balls.  He was down on the ground for half and hour.

There's a new student in my math class.  She will be call Suz.  She came from Finland and I invited ehr to sit at our table.