All the Weird Things That go on in Life Pt 4

In Chronological Order:

We were in our Chinese class and as our teacher was lecturing something.  She stopped.  Turned to look where a gaggle of students were chittering, and up pops DH.  Everyone burst out laffing because his desk was quite a bit off from where he had sprouted out.  My desk partner, which I dub Desk Partner, said, "now that's, a ninja"  About a week before this incident, we had debated whether or not the latter were ninja.  We were all put to shame by DH's stunning performance of stealth, a treacherous journey, from his desk, to the turn in bin.

I was paying for something at RiteAid, accompanied by friends A and B, (specifically the duo, Coke and Soy) when the cashier lady suddenly asked me if they were my younger sisters.  I turned to look at the two who were both rather loud, in their chat, paused, and stated, "They're my sidekicks."  It was a rather comical moment for me, especially when both the cashier and the lady behind me laffed.  Coke and Soy were either stunned, or laffed as well.  Soy told me later on that it was flattering of her to mistake them as my siblings.  I, on the other hand, feel nauseous at the thought of two more nuisances, as siblings.

It was during Creative Writing Club, when Shroom suddenly did something startling.  Her LA teacher was also in the room at the moment, grading her paper, when she suddenly sassed him in their conversation.   I do not recall what they had said, but Shroom was most likely flustered in her words and mis-spoke against him.  He then said that he was also grading her paper.  It was hilarious.