Ok, so this is really late, but the week before Spring Break:

DP cracks Canada jokes on how they like 'mooses' and 'hockey' and 'bacon.'  "Hey! Bread, if you ever call me, I tell you I'm 'makin' bacon'""   THE HELL DP?! THE HELL?!  Oh yea...  at the beginning of class, DP was sitting there, and this other guy comes up (not from our class) and covers DP's eyes with his hands.  DP begins 'feeling behind him' and attemps 'groping' his perpetrator's jewels.  Instead, he begins calling out G's name and grabs onto his wrists.  Deducing with the fact that G's wrists aren't that skinny, he turns around to see G, who had stepped in just in time while perpetrator had dove out of the way.  WTF was all DP had to say.  flucking hilarious.

Oh rig--- We had to make a video skit for Chinese, and seriously, it's the most wicked shit you've ever seen.  (no, not really)  We had crappy footage, shitty acting and Dork kept screwing up, ignoring my advice which later turned out to be good, and imputing her own.  The number cards were HER idea.  BUT, it was all good because Dork was the reason the skit was a success. WHY? Because as editor, I put all her screwups into bloopers and it made up for all the shit we went through.  LALALA!!!! Oh cool, you can add videos.  I'll do that later after I'm done uploading on the other comp.  Starring me and Dork, with Nutmeg and Soap.  W/ editing help from my bro.

In Chinese, I had a Chinese fried rice krispy since it was Wednesday and no one gets lunch.  Dork and DP took a tiny piece.  Then DP just takes the thing and takes a chunk out of it.  Dork wanted more and tried to pick at the place where his mouth didn't touch but DP mockingly took another bite.  Dork was really angry.  Since it's food and all.  DP has a retainer that fits onto his teeth and hee put it back on after eating.  Took it off again and slurped up the rice krispy that was stuck on his retainer.  It was SOOO GROSS. Then, G came over and took it.  After he found out it was mine, it looked like he was going to have heart attack.  He calls me Necrophilia Girl so the food I ate would be suspicious.  Or tainted.  Hahaha.  Made my day totally. EDIT: Oh yea, and we also kept shoving (me and dork) into DP's back.  I kept missing.  Apparently, you have to aim between his shoulder blades into the fissure.  Otherwise, DP won't twitch and/or emit any girly squeals of discomfort.

We were taking a Chinese unit test and because you had to copy a text down, Dork didn't have paper.  So she turned around and yelled, "Paper!"  Everyone turned around from her tests and I just grinned.  Fool Dork for interrupting me. 

The guys started talking about Pen15' And how if you were sweaty and warm, your balls would wrinkle up.  They also talked about guitar lessons, and comparing on how you 'strum' the 'guitar,' it would make a nice 'tone.'

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We talked about secs in Chinese.  Me, Dork, a senior girl I dub J and G was there too. Did you know you can get pregnant before your . and with or without a orga.?  We discussed the magic of neuturing where someone shoves a stick through your testi's.  J said she brought an actual condom to show A, DH and another girl I dub H.  Hilarious.  Then, G went off on a tangent and described how he was going to raise his children.  He said he was going have many kids and send them all into a giant field filled with wild animals.  "I'm going to have Spartan Children," he stated.

A friend of mine: Nifflet aka Hamham aka Jenjen,  has a new love interest in her life.  Unfortunatly, when she told us, the secret leaked, and now St, her crush knows.  He likes her too.  Which is good.  It seemed more interesting and detailed at the time as well.

After Key club, and a heated discussion between myself, Dork and Soap aka Coke aka a lot of other things.  I suddenly yelled, "you farts!!"  Apparently, St thought it was funny when Dork and Soap turned around.  Fools.

We came up with the Azn slap in Chinese.  You slap someone's head at an angle so your flat palm skims off the back or side of the latter's head in a pivoting wrist motion.  It hurts a lot and I have already damaged several  innocent heads.  Except for Dork whom had few brain cells to beg with.

Desk Partner described how in 7th grade, someone just went up and twisted another guys balls.  He was down on the ground for half and hour.

There's a new student in my math class.  She will be call Suz.  She came from Finland and I invited ehr to sit at our table.

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It was during Chinese class once more.  As the teacher was lecturing again, DH led out an extremely loud burp.  It was flugging EPIC!!  That guy is really something.  Everyone laughed and laughed, while he held up his Chinese packet over his mouth in a quite feminine way.  What a weirdo.

I live in the most strangest and exiting place in my Chinese class.  In the corner furthest from the door.  Beside me is Desk Partner, a sophomore who amuses me to no extent.  In front is his friend who I dub Bread, in front diagonally is A, who pissed Desk Partner off in the most strangest of ways.  On Desk Partner's other side, sits Krusty who I enjoy annoying and critisizing.  In front of her is Soy, aka Chubb, aka Dork aka a lot of other things but I'll go into that later.  And beside Soy, is G who is Desk Parter's mate---- friend.  He calls me necrophillia girl because I was explaining what it meant to Soy, WHO IS TOO MUCH OF AN IDIOT TO KNOW WHAT IT WAS.   Besides, necrophilics are creepy.

I love my Chinese class SOOOOO much.

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We were in our Chinese class and as our teacher was lecturing something.  She stopped.  Turned to look where a gaggle of students were chittering, and up pops DH.  Everyone burst out laffing because his desk was quite a bit off from where he had sprouted out.  My desk partner, which I dub Desk Partner, said, "now that's, a ninja"  About a week before this incident, we had debated whether or not the latter were ninja.  We were all put to shame by DH's stunning performance of stealth, a treacherous journey, from his desk, to the turn in bin.

I was paying for something at RiteAid, accompanied by friends A and B, (specifically the duo, Coke and Soy) when the cashier lady suddenly asked me if they were my younger sisters.  I turned to look at the two who were both rather loud, in their chat, paused, and stated, "They're my sidekicks."  It was a rather comical moment for me, especially when both the cashier and the lady behind me laffed.  Coke and Soy were either stunned, or laffed as well.  Soy told me later on that it was flattering of her to mistake them as my siblings.  I, on the other hand, feel nauseous at the thought of two more nuisances, as siblings.

It was during Creative Writing Club, when Shroom suddenly did something startling.  Her LA teacher was also in the room at the moment, grading her paper, when she suddenly sassed him in their conversation.   I do not recall what they had said, but Shroom was most likely flustered in her words and mis-spoke against him.  He then said that he was also grading her paper.  It was hilarious.