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  • Blog: Tuesday, Oct 14

    Tuesday, Oct 14, 2008 7:58PM / Standard Entry / Members only


    In 1969, two Australians living in London purchased a 35-pound lion cub from the exotic animal division of Harrod's department store. For a full year, John Rendall and Anthony Bourke raised the cub as their pet, permitting him to lounge freely in the furniture shop they co-owned and even join them for an occasional meal at a local restaurant. In 1972, after the lion had grown too large to properly be cared for, he was taken to Kenya and--rather remarkably--reintroduced to the wild. Two years later, Rendall and Bourke paid a visit to Kenya to see their old friend. They were told the lion would never remember them. Watch what happened.


    Video: http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=m3zZX7P5K6I&eurl




  • What Kind of Girl Are You?

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  • Men are Like....

    Tuesday, Aug 19, 2008 7:52PM / Standard Entry / Members only

    For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.  


    Men are like....

     

     1.Men are like Laxatives . They irritate the crap out of you.. 
    2.Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.

    3.
    Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.



    4.
    Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.



    5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

    6. Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.



    7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!



    8.
    Men are like .. Government Bonds . They take soooooooo long to mature.



    9. Men are like .. Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.



    10.
    Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

    11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

    12. Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.



    13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.



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