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Men are Like....
Tuesday, Aug 19, 2008 7:52PM / Members only
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Men are like....1.
Men are like Laxatives . They irritate the crap out of you..
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Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4.Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5.Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6.Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.
7.Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like .. Government Bonds . They take soooooooo long to mature.
9.Men are like .. Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11.Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12.Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13.Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. 
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