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  • Men are Like....

    Tuesday, Aug 19, 2008 7:52PM / Members only

    For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.  


    Men are like....

     

     1.Men are like Laxatives . They irritate the crap out of you.. 
    2.Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.

    3.
    Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.



    4.
    Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.



    5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

    6. Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.



    7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!



    8.
    Men are like .. Government Bonds . They take soooooooo long to mature.



    9. Men are like .. Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.



    10.
    Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

    11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

    12. Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.



    13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.


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  • Beautiful photography and interview with GOD‏

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    No matter what you believe, this is worth the 60 seconds it takes to watch.
     
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  • posted on Thursday, Aug 28, 2008 9:25PM  [Report]
    for the add on facebook :)

  • posted on Thursday, Aug 28, 2008 8:05PM  [Report]
    i would if not at work.=P firewalls are being upgraded all the time.i used to be able to do it now i cant. =( they simply get better im afraid.

  • posted on Thursday, Aug 28, 2008 7:05AM  [Report]
    mwah!mwah!mwah!
    yella c-babe. ultrabusy at work too that i work on days off..hehhehe...they ring me. =( not the type to say no especially if nothing important to do.sad huh? otherwise, me and james are doing real well...i still pop in the box once in a while.=P

  • posted on Wednesday, Aug 27, 2008 11:10PM  [Report]
    Thanks hun :)

  • posted on Wednesday, Aug 27, 2008 9:04AM  [Report]
    i'll save my celebration for a blog entry, you can read about it, maybe tonight? or later...haha...been kinda lazy...you'll know why...kekeke...

  • posted on Tuesday, Aug 26, 2008 9:01PM  [Report]
    Dont worry I will never give u the cake.

  • posted on Tuesday, Aug 26, 2008 6:03PM  [Report]
    hi Jac! thank u for the birthday wish~

  • posted on Tuesday, Aug 26, 2008 8:31AM  [Report]
    Club soda is also good mixed with juice. I wish I could listen to the radio more. The stations by me are kinda sucky.

  • posted on Saturday, Aug 23, 2008 5:10PM  [Report]
    hehe, jwan is a drunk choco baby after that mix!

  • posted on Thursday, Aug 21, 2008 1:38PM  [Report]
    Thanks for the visit! Have a nice day! :)
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