Teacher:"The President is married to the First Lady."

Student:"I thought Adam was."

According to the Bible,Adam was the First man in the world and Eve was the first woman.

 

Teacher:"Bobby,your behaviour is terrible .How many more times am I going to give you a detention?"

Bobby:"53,Sir."

Teacher:"53?"

Bobby:"Yes.That's how many days there are before the summer holidays."

 

Mother:"Susie,dear,where's your little sister?"

Susie:"She's in the bed room,Mummy."

Mother:"Well,go and see what she's doing and tell her to stop doing it."

 

There was a meeting of bankers.The manager of the National Bank said to the manager of the People's Bank ,"I hear you're looking for a cashier. But I thought you hired one last month."

People's Bank manager:"Yes,we did. He is the one we are looking for.

      One of my internet acquaintances sent me a joke.

      The UNO solicited children all over the world for an  answer to the question :Please give your own point of view on the grain shortage of oher countries,The result was no answer from any child of any country.

     The reason was found as follows.

     Children from Africa didn't kown what it was by"grain" ;those from Europe had not idea of "ahorttage" ;those from Latin America got puzzled about "other countries",The problem with Asians was"your own point of view'------------something alien to them.

    I smiled wryly at the joke,admiring the penetrating insight of the author .It was a piece of sarcasm that hit the nail on the head.We've never been brought up with any idea of "one 's own point of view ".Most of us have to struggle through muddle -headedness for a long time before we realize ;Oh,the life I've seems to be not the life I'm seeking for.

 

          This book is readed to me many years ago~~While I was feel sad.

         Scarlett is a strong,alively,beautiful girl.The world,When she get caught up in the world,she dare to in charge of everything of life~dare to face the diffecults in her mather and father were dead~she learnt grow up in action.

         In honor of her,I choose the  book of the part witch I very like it best part to sharing with us~~~

      Scarlett: I can't see the house,is it there? I can't see the house,have they burned it? It's all right,it,they haven't burned it.  It's still there!(Tara had survived,to face the hell and famine of dafeat.)

        scarlett:What's this,paw?whisky?

        Mr.O'Hara:Yes,daughter.Katie Scarlett,that's enought.your not knowing spirits,you'll make yourself  tipsy.

        Scarlett:I hope it makes me drunk.I'd like to be drunk. Oh,Paw...What are those papers?

        Mr.O'Hara:Bonds.They're all we're saved.All we have left,bonds.

         Scarlett:But what kind of bonds.Paw?

         Mr.O'Hara:Why,Confederate bonds of course,darling.

         Scarlett:Confederate bonds.What good are they to anybody?

         Mr.O'Hara:I'll not have you talking like that ,Katie scarlett.

         Scarlett:Oh,Paw,what are we going to do with no money and,...ang nothing to eat?

         Mr O'Hara:We must ask your mother.That's it.  We must ask Mrs.O'Hara.

         Scarlett:Ask Mother?

          Mr.O'Hara:Yes.Mrs.O'Hara will know What's to be done.Now don't be bothering me.Go out for a ride.I'm busy.

           Scarlett:Oh,Paw.Don't eorry about anything.It is God's hope.You needn't worry.(scarlett leaves the room,closing the door behind her.)

            Mammie:Miss Scarlett? What are we going to do with nothing to feed them sick folks and that child?

            Scarlett:I don't know Mammy.I don't know.

            Mammie:We haven't got nothing but radishes in the garden.

            Prissy:Miss Scarlett,Miss Sue Ellen and Miss Corrine,Ther're fussing to be sponged off.

           Scarlett:Where are the other servants Mammie?

           Mammie:Miss Scarlett,there's only just me and Paulleft.The others moved off during the war and ran away.

           Prissy:I can't take care of that baby and sick folks too. I've only got two hands.

           Servant:Who's going to milk that cow,Miss Scarlett?We are house workers.(Exhausted and hungry as Scarlett is ,she goes out to the open field,digging out the leftover radishes in the ground.swallowing.)

           Scarlett:As God as my witness...as God as my witness.They're not going to lick me.I'm going to live through this and when it's all over,I'll never be hungry again.No ,nor any of  my folk.If I have to lie,steal,cheat,or kill,as God as my witness,I'll never be hungry again.

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       Youth is not a time of life;it is a state of mind;it is not a matter of pink cheeks,red lips and flexible knees;it is a matter of will,a quality of imagination,a vigor of the emotion,it is the freshness of the deep springs of life.

    Yonth means a dispositional control of courage over cowardice.of the appetite for adventure over the love of ease.This ofen exists in a man of 60 more than a boy of 20. Nobody grows old merely by a number of years.We grow old by deserting our idearls.

    Years may wrinkle the skin ,but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.Worry,fear,self-distrust bows the heart and turns the spirit back to dust.

    Whether 60 or 16,there is in every human beings' heart the looking forward to wonder,the endless childlike appetite of what's next and the joy of the game of living.In the center of your heart and my heart there is a wireless station :so long as it is receiving messages of beauty,hope,cheer,courage and power from men and from God, you are young.

    When the aerials are down,and your spirit is covered with snows of cynicim and the ice of pessimism,then you are grown old.even at 20,but as long as your aerials are up to catch waves of optimism,there is hope you may die young at 80.

 Can you describe the moment

When two peple fall in love?

Some say the clouds will spin in circles

And the rain will turn to doves

The poor will start to laugh

Even the rich will start to cry

It can sneak up like a soldier

It can wake you up at night

That's what I feel when I'm standing here with you

That's what my heart has Sworn to be true

This is love

It's written on my face

It's the way I lean my body towards you

Even when I'm a hundred miles away

This is love

Like a diamond in the sand

It took so long to find you

I can't wait another day to say

This is love,oh...yeah*

You take my imperfections

And turn them into art

If I could change one thing about you

There would be no place to srart

You are safety without numers

You  are dangerously wild

But you're sweeter than rock candy

And you ease my inner child

This is love

--------------------------To dear zhimin~~~~