Okay, folks.  It's monday afternoon and I have an enormous Physics project due soon.  

I'm gonna make a little blog entry and hope that in the process, I'll somehow come up with a semi-decent idea.

The 10 Things You Probably Didn't Know About Me (Unless You're the Creepy Paper Boy From Next Door):

1. The only test I've ever failed was my G1.   (driving exam) 

It was the day after my 16th birthday bash, and my parents insisted (read: coerced) that I take the exams right after I rolled out of bed.  The only thing I remember doing is glancing nonchanlantly at another guy's test and copying his answers.  HEY, he looked like he knew what he was doing!   I failed anyways.

2. My Chinese name is 李可旻, and it is infinitely cooler than your Chinese name, if you're cool enough to have one, that is.

3. I assure you that I'm the biggest nerd you will ever meet.  For instance, do you know anyone else who reads biology textbooks and Time to entertain themselves?  Exactly.

I'm exactly like Bernard from Death of a Salesman, except more attractive.

HAHA, i kid.

4. I am also the biggest clutz you will ever meet.  I can do jumps and spins on ice but I can't really manage to walk through the yard without getting poked in the eye by a branch.

Those trees are out to get me, I tell you.

5. I am slightly allergic to sunlight.  I don't know why I was unlucky enough to be cursed with this wonderful disease because the luckier half of my family is tanned.  And by tanned, I mean, brown.

6. I have albino relatives on my mom's side of the family.  Thank goodness my dad's family doesn't have similar genes, or else I probably would have turned out as a little albino Chinese baby. 

7. I used to do every girly activity imaginable.

figure skating, gymnastics, horse back riding, ballet, etc.  You name it, I've done it.

8. I have a weird obsession with collecting colored contacts.  Go figure.

9. I'm agnostic, but I magically turn atheist when Jehovah's Witnesses pop up at my front door.

10. I make unnessarily mean and crude jokes about teachers that I don't like.  

I used to have an old, wrinkly teacher (past her prime!) who tanned a lot and bleached her hair, whom I fondly referred to as "Beach Babe Gone Wrong". HEHEH

BONUS.

I fail miserably at cooking.  Once, I almost blew up my grandma's microwave because i put in a plate with metal edges. 

BUT, that's not as bad as my friend who put her rabbit in the microwave.  (It was cold and she wanted to "warm it up")

stupid children.  this is why society needs daycare centres.

Your life is not complete until you have watched "Charlie bit my finger"!

Babies with British accents are so darn adorable, I tell ya.  ohmyfuckinggosh, I'm definitely....sending my kids to boarding school in the UK!! ( ..or Texas...their accents are pretty rad too)

Heh, I'm just bitter because I grew up in the middle of nowhere in Canada and I don't have a cool accent.  But when I go to the States, people can occasionally tell that I'm canadian, which is weird because I (think that I) sound the same as they do.  I've noticed that people from Nova Scotia and up north sound different, as do people from Quebec (but French people sound queer anyways), but here in Ontario, we have speak pretty standard American English.  I blame it on Hollywood's prominence.

PS.  My SATs are next week.  holy moly. 

originally, my hand was on unpleasantly creeping on Jess' shoulder, so we thought, "wow, must get rid of..now."  I went on picnik and covered it with a red heart, but it was too conspicuous, so i ended up using another black heart. 

aren't we ingenious.  the end.

here's us, looking awkward and creepy as usual. 

What Your Latte Says About You

You don't treat yourself very often. You find that indulging doesn't jibe with your very disciplined life. You can be quite silly at times, but you know when to buckle down and be serious. Intense and energetic, you aren't completely happy unless you are bouncing off the walls. You're totally addicted to caffeine... but you like to pretend like you aren't! You are a child at heart, and you don't ever miss the opportunity to do something playful. You are expressive and friendly, but you are never pushy.

Your Vocabulary Score: A-

Congratulations on your multifarious vocabulary! You must be quite an erudite person.