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Friday, Nov 28, 2008 10:26PM / Standard Entry / Members only
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Hope I'll put a big grin on your face for the day

Are they the reasons why Onimal is the unbeatable champ in drinking?

To heal the dryness of... the toilet bowl?

OK, OK, don't do those to the Animal, but you may give them a try on Onimal

Sammy, remember not to drop your pants here, not even on your birthday!

Phil, you'll be fried in this restaurant if you do your IN DA FACE and show your...

They're so not snacks for Onimal's Pussycat Dolls!

Jean, I hope your hotel doesn't have workers hanging themselves...

Char, hope you're not doing this with Lily...

Busa, you may need some of this...

radwynn, they definitely need you there!

radwynn again, did they mention anything about tomorrow being under construction too?

Until next time

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MissScarlett
posted on Sunday, Nov 30, 2008 10:34AM [Report]

hahahaha!

Have you ever checked out the fail blog? LMAO!
busa
posted on Saturday, Nov 29, 2008 10:00PM [Report]

hahaha... I know that people speak Engrish... but I didn't think they went as far as writing it down... hahaha
Fiercefirenisis
posted on Saturday, Nov 29, 2008 6:47AM [Report]

lmao that is too awesome. it feels like i've been speaking engrish for years. english is my first language i swear!
radwynn
posted on Friday, Nov 28, 2008 11:22PM [Report]

about last 2... they don't mention about reason on their English text...

hmm... I'll give it a try.

attention
The fire alarm in the room will be activated by the steam of the bath.
Therefore, when you take a bath, please close the door and turn on the ventilating fan inevitably.
Thank you.

Notice
Unfortunately, due to the construction, now the waterfall of "Ni no maru" Garden is dried up.
We appreciate your understanding.

... it's my best... I guess it's still "strange" English...
busa
posted on Friday, Nov 28, 2008 11:04PM [Report]

OMG WTF... hahaha
holly hell... how did I end up with those... hahahahahahahahaha... *falls over* hahahahahahahaa

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Just an ordinary woman, living a simple life.

Family:
My 88-year-old Granny in HK is the love of my life!
Dad lives in China whom I see a few times a year.
Mum lives in Italy whom I see once every few years but talk over the phone once every few days.
Younger Bro in HK whom I hang out with sometimes.
So sorry I love them all but I just can't be under the same roof with them for more than 24 hours without losing our temper...

Home:
Living in a cozy apartment overseeing the greens with 2 kitties.

Friends:
Met the best ones in school during my teens.
Can be quite diplomatic when I first met someone, but when you've gained my trust, you'll know I'm your true true friend who'd stand by you at all times.
Often offend some people unintentionally, oh well, who fxcking cares? Those who really know me would understand that I simply cares too much and am just being frank for their own good sake.

Love:
Been enjoying single life for a few good years.
AKA "the extremely picky bitch", a bit of a masochist -.-
Can't be tamed, but can be conquered by talents, personality, knowledge and appearance.
Absolutely need my own space and respect (typical Aquarius), and of coz I'd do the same to my other half.
Always been attracted by the wrong guys as I found the decent ones too lame; hence, got hurt quite badly over the years. No regrets, I made my own choice and am bearing the consequence with pride.
Motto - Since good looking guys are pigs and ugly guys are pigs too, why not pick a good looking and talented one, then either keep my fingers crossed and hope for the best that he would treat me right for the rest of my life, or merely have a good time?

School:
Been in HK all my life until 17, then spent 5 years in the UK.

Work:
Kinda workaholic, as I am too much of a perfectionist.
Can't stay on routined tasks, addicted to challenging myself with new stuff; hence, often get bored with a job every 2-3 years :P
Been working straight from morning till evening without a break lately during weekdays, and often keep working at home in the evening and weekends, WTF...

Fav:
Singing - esp. Amei's which widens my vocal range (with much practice of coz). YAY!
Reading - mainly on the net, novels/magazines in bed.
Writing - only when I'm in the mood.
Movies/Drama/Musical - only the good ones (here comes the picky bitch)
Clubbing - only with ppl I wanna hang around with and at good places (here comes the picky bitch again)
Cooking - only to those who deserve it. HA!
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