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  • copycat

    2009-07-30 4:02AM / 標準BLOG / 會員可以看
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    A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said :


    "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!" 


    The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added:


    "And that woman was my mother!"



    Laughter and applause were heard.



    A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink.

    He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner,


    "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"


    The wife went; "ah!" with shock and rage.


    Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out,


    "....and I can't remember who she was!"


    By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water




    Moral of the story:

    Don't copy if you can't paste!

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