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• Life As A Mailman 6/28/08

  Saturday, Jun 28, 2008 7:24PM / Standard Entry / Members only
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  Right now I am having on the street training my instructor's name is John and he's teaching me alot.He told me yesterday I am getting alot better and will probably be on my own soon.My biggest problem is constantly twisting my ankles on peoples hidden holes on the lawns so every night I bathe in epsom salt but I know I am going to seriously injure either ankle on of these days.

  Also the heat is NO JOKE!I try to move as fast as I can so I won't get roasted there are some trees so the is some shade and saviour.Of course drink gallons of water and Gatorade type drinks.I try to keep a light stomach the heaviest thing I eat is licorice or nuts.I still wonder how John can eat a huge hoagie everday for lunch with this heat.If it was me I would be puking it up.

  The best part of my day yesterday was when we stopped at another post office for lunch.So I see these two kids I was wondering where their parents were.The girl kept looking at me so I said hi.She asked if I worked there.So it turns out her parents run the Chinese restaurant next door but they have no air conditioning so they hang out at the post office to stay cool.Linda had her brother with her who was deaf.So I asked Linda to teach me sign language so I could communicate with him.So that was very special and uplifting hopefully I will get to their restaurant to see them again.

  I be sleazily honest I want one of those mailman with the lonely desperate housewife fantasies.I know they happen but I want to be part of one.Lets see she's Kelly Hu's twin and her husband ia away at work.She's waits for me everyday and comes to the door each time I deliver weaing something revealing.Then sometimes shes wearing Daisy Dukes and heels while gardening or washing the car.One day its really hot and I am sweating hard.She invites me in for some lemonade.We sit on the couch and says I can use the shower but only if she can join me.She has the "I want you" look and you can figure out the rest LOL!

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