If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him
If u don't he says , you are PROUD
If u ARGUE with him, he says you are STUBBORN
If u keep QUIET, he says you have no BRAINS
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE
If he's smarter than you, he is GREAT
If u don't love him, he tries to POSSESS you.
If u love him, he will try to LEAVE you.( very true huh?)
If u don't make love to him, he says you don't love him.
If u do!!! he says you are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says you are TROUBLESOME
If u don't he says that you don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, you are like a NANNY to him
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If you SMOKE, you are BAD girl
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK
If he does well, It's BRAINS