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Eric Nakamura
Graphic Designer , Illustrator , Magazine Editor
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Doggie Blues (don't look at this one if you're eating)

After a lot of prodding, I feel like I've been forced to put up this post. But first, the Vietnamese food above was so amazing. That's bun, and the shrimp, meat, and eggroll. So good. It's a huge serving of food. I didn't think I can eat all of this, but as I kept putting a little onto my plate, it slowly disappeared and then went away.

But the gross part that I've been told to post, and I apologize ahead of time... but if you scroll down this gets gross. While I ate, the dog did doodies all over the place.

From one moment of enjoying food, talking, relaxing, to terror...

A walk to the bathroom, and a shriek of pain. Did an ankle twist? Is a "man" down? In this case NO. Soon the pain turned into laughs. A direct hit. The brightly tinted brown poo became stuck in the mits of her foot. Molded in between the toes, the agony of the upcoming clean up task began to loom. Toenail cutting, scrubbing, ruining a bar of soap, and then figuring out how it's going to go down the tub drain preceded the carpet cleaning. As the trip to the bathroom began, another turd appeared as if by magic. Then another under the desk, and a 1/4 sizer elsewhere, which may be a dingle leftover, then a 1 foot diameter pee circle.

over 12 years ago 0 likes  5 comments  0 shares
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That's too funny ^o^... did the dog eat something wrong/ was the dog get mad at you for not sharing the food? But you better spray something (maybe those house training spray for puppies) on the carpet so that the dog won't poop on the carpet again... at least on the same spots.
over 12 years ago
Gohnakamura ba gohnakamura
Thanks Eric. Thanks alot. (I haven't eaten yet today)
over 12 years ago
Gohnakamura ba gohnakamura
oh, by the way- anymore Yahoo Live broadcasts coming up?
over 12 years ago
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HAhahahaa.... a lot of cleaning there... notty doggy >.<"
over 12 years ago
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yuck..!
over 12 years ago

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