I’ve been on Twitter for so long that my left thumb now has an 8 pack

@BillOReilly You’re still alive???

@Variety She killed someone.

A t shirt band just got a tv deal. This is nice *Dan punches the pavement breaking all of his bones on hand and con… https://t.co/tIHC7fEDDh

@CTVToronto WHY IS THIS NEWS????????? I NEED A REAL ANSWER.

@philmoorhead I said that in my head...and then said it out loud. BRAVO

@Variety Well, she is great at playing someone who didn't actually kill someone. SO LET'S SEE.

@lalalei2001 @Jarwood97 WAIT. HE’S NOT A CARTOON?!

@Variety Johnny Depp and BIGGY should never be in the same sentence except for this one.

RT @ProudResister: The most dangerous and evil cult in the history of the United States of America: https://t.co/zQBVccj1eG