Monday, May 5, 2008 3:24PM /
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another installment of Boner Tuesday...
for a bonertastic time, swing by Racks 7/F 2-8 Wellington Street, Central HK
the goodness starts up at 10pm
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Thursday, Apr 17, 2008 12:06AM /
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i really hate this guy. primarily for the obvious reason - because he's standing there naked holding some sort of "beach ping pong" paddle. but beyond the obvious, i hate this dude because he probably walks up to drum circles on college campuses and gets to feel up that really hot chick from a small town who doesn't know she's hot yet. he flashes his moleskin notebook that is filled with sexual haiku and screenplay ideas and before you know it, the two of them are off on some beach, naked, playing some weird outdoor-sand version of ping-pong.
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this guy, on the other hand, might be the messiah. why does this guy rule? hello?!?! why DOESN'T this guy rule? you can't answer that. those are SOCKS on his hands. if you stopped this guy and asked him why he's running half naked in the snow, he'd lean in real close to you and whisper, "to stay cool, man. to stay cool" and then just keep running. i'll bet you a gazillion dollars that this dude could recite every lyric from Ice Cube's "Amerikkka's Most Wanted" album as well as prove that Smurfs actually exist. Wanna bet?
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Wednesday, Apr 16, 2008 12:40PM /
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I should work for the Singaporean Tourism Board...
i'm down in singapore again, and as always, i'm ranting and raving in my head and to anyone who will listen how much i like it down here. i'm doing as close to nothing as possible (i think i even breath less down here) and am loving every second of whatever it is that i'm unaware i'm doing/not doing.
to everyone who is always telling me how boring it is in singapore, please email me your postal address so i can come to your home and fist fight you.
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Thursday, Apr 3, 2008 10:53PM /
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Is anyone in this city
not famous? Just curious...
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my new fashion statement....
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Tuesday, Feb 26, 2008 2:31PM /
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I don't care who sucked who's dick and who's spreading their legs and showing their twat and who's got pictures of it all. everyone shut up and everyone leave everyone else alone already. my god.
if you truly, honestly believed that none of these women were sexual creatures who actually have vaginas and do things like give head and get head like normal healthy women their age (and you wholeheartedly believe that doing these things is "wrong"), then you earn the right to cast the first stone.
but then that would also mean you would have to deal with admitting that you are the dumbest person to ever walk on the face of the earth for believing those things. you fucking dummy.
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