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  • People I Hate, People I Love

    Thursday, Apr 17, 2008 12:06AM / Standard Entry / Members only
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    i really hate this guy. primarily for the obvious reason - because he's standing there naked holding some sort of "beach ping pong" paddle.  but beyond the obvious, i hate this dude because he probably walks up to drum circles on college campuses and gets to feel up that really hot chick from a small town who doesn't know she's hot yet. he flashes his moleskin notebook that is filled with sexual haiku and screenplay ideas and before you know it, the two of them are off on some beach, naked, playing some weird outdoor-sand version of ping-pong.


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    this guy, on the other hand, might be the messiah. why does this guy rule? hello?!?! why DOESN'T this guy rule? you can't answer that. those are SOCKS on his hands. if you stopped this guy and asked him why he's running half naked in the snow, he'd lean in real close to you and whisper, "to stay cool, man. to stay cool" and then just keep running. i'll bet you a gazillion dollars that this dude could recite every lyric from Ice Cube's "Amerikkka's Most Wanted" album as well as prove that Smurfs actually exist. Wanna bet?




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  • yulien
    yulien
    posted on Thursday, Apr 17, 2008 10:42PM [Report]
    attention whore.
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    haha! nice.
  • rottendoubt
    rottendoubt
    posted on Thursday, Apr 17, 2008 12:19PM [Report]
    you should run up and kick him in the nuts
  • mariejost
    Official artist Marie Jost
    posted on Thursday, Apr 17, 2008 5:45AM [Report]
    I don't know, Mr. Nudie isn't that hot.  But of course I'm old enough to be the mother of that coed whose virtue you fear for:-)  If I want to look at hot nude male bods, there are plenty of better ones to look at than Mr. Ping Pong on the beach.

    Besides, a hot bod doesn't go as far with the babes as artistic talent and a great smile.  Most  male artists talk like they're having to beat the chicks off with a stick.  Ha, ha.  Maybe its even true?
  • Loleka
    Loleka
    posted on Thursday, Apr 17, 2008 1:07AM [Report]
    Hi, I just found your profile randomly and read through your "bio" and all I gotta say is, Damn, you're inspiring.

    This blog totally cracked me up btw. "to stay cool, man. to stay cool" hilarious! love it!

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