Booty Pageant

shaolin monks were not in the pageant.

friday night i did a demo for the shaolin culture center in LA.
tadao! My charity work is AWESOME!
I impress myself sometimes. ::shakes head::
oh mee tuo fuo...

I was trying to look cultured and ....how do you say?... uh normal, for a change.
I'm WAS actually REALLY AFRAID cuz he had an EXPOSED HAIRY NIPPLE (chech in the pic prior) but oh well that's cool.  what's funny is he is apart of the 18 luo han monks from the true shaolin temple but he's super cool and funny.
 we both kept on talking about donnie yen and dragon tiger gate hahahahaa....or...at least that was what I thought we were talking about... the lingo barrier was not one easy to overcome.

and of course you know my other "peng yos." Phil and Xin.
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Last nite, i was inside of...Uthis casino. Harrah's! (in san diego on an indian reservation, not vegas)

but it was NOT for gambling but for a bOOTY Pageant that my friend Aoni was in.
I know I know i know...why didn't i enter?
Aoni is one of my homegirls (in red) the other girl... hm... don't matter, she's just a fob. 
aw yeah feeling offensive today
I was early...cuz i'm a loser.   .::crawling::..need....more...ego booster....
casual wear part of the competition

Swimsuit!!!
hell no! i'm not posting up the close ups for FREE!

winner gets the above...::cricketts::... ok ok i get it. the low self esteem continues...

Aoni didn't win. not being bias, i thought she should have taken 1st or 2nd because she had something that the other girls didn't, confidence.
i felt bad for her but  these things are what i expect.
the girl that won first sang for her talent and she sucked balls (not literally LMAO- i wish she had sucked balls for her talent), i was actually embarrassed for her.  so i know this was some POLITICAL shit. trust me.

This is the girl that won first. she's a half breed and looks good so here's a pic of her changing into her jeans. i swear Someone ELSE had my camera
I told her congratulations. not cuz i meant it, but cuz i really wanted to hug her.
hay, gotta makes sacrifices for the things you want right?

Aoni talking to the girl that won last year. her name is kathy wu or something like that. she is actually a host of a show in china.

to be completely HONEST WITHOUT FILTERING MYSELF, i have to say no wonder it's a beauty pageant and not an PERSONALITY pageant. seriously. you think i'm being mean but i'm not.
insecurities so bad YOU CAN SMELL IT.


as usual, someone gave me flowers for my awesomeness ::acting very satisfied with myself::
and even though she said "bitch, hold this for me!" i knew what she really meant was "YOU deserve to be the winner (for the creepiest face on earth)."
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since we're on the topic of POLITICS, i'ma expose some stuff i've never said about the KSTAR competition in china 2 yrs ago.
1. the guy who won first place - lipsank to a song that wasn't really his singing. he is a student of the head judge.
3. the guy that won 3rd place - lipsank to a song that wasn't his real singing and drumplaying. the fucken drums didn't even match the song but when they edited the video and projected it on chinese television for 200 million viewers, nothing looked suspicious. he had his whole  family in the media group that was affiliated with the competition.

another thing: there was a portion that the audience could vote to bring in contestants that the judges eliminated. on t.v. they showed the audience picking up voting controllers and voting, but in the real studio there was no such voting and so it was all RIGGED.

there's more but i'm over it. just wanna say that i lost faith in these competitions. 90% of it is bullshit!

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