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wake up this morning feeling like poop already,
Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, Im gonna keep being funky...
Before I leave, tie my shoes with a pair of chopstick,
'Cause when I leave for the gym, I aint never be ready...

I'm talking finding all my clothes, clothes,
MIA workout gloves, gloves,
Battery dying in my phone, phone
can't play my favorite hits
Pulling up to the GNC
Trying to get a little bit frisky...

Don't stop, make it pop,
Redbull, get my swagger up...
oh right, imma fight
Til I shut the light,
Tick Tok on the clock
Gym is around the block..

Ain't got a care in world, but got plenty of water,
Ain't got no ID in my pocket, but I'm already here,
And now, the dudes are lining up cause they wanna look like schwarzenegger,
But I go around the back cuz I gotta be more sneakier...

I'm talking about everybody getting loud, loud,
Some guy tryin' to touch my junk, junk
Gonna Jet Li him and tell him this is on..so on!

and now, we go until they kick us out, out,
or the police shut us down, down,
Po-po shut us..down

"please stop, make it stop.."
hes down doing the flop...
oh right, Imma fightTil I shut the light...
Tick Tok on the clock
My fists he cant block...no..

"listen, you beat me up...
you break me down... My head, it pounds... Yeah, you got me"
"With my hands up..You got me now...You got that wow"
Yeah, you got me..."
that guy gave up
I put my weights down
He fainted before some one told me,

"Dude, you sat on his phone when you first walked in..."

Video: http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9MDC11EvcM

testing my new phone vid quality

Why is that everytime someone would always ask me at a party or everywhere I go, "Do you know Karate?" I said "No..." They would get angry, like Kirstie Alley-still-couldn't-lose-weight that kind of fury "Man, I thought you Asians know Karate...how about any back-flips or any break dance or.... something?... I then go,"But I know Kung Fu..." I showed them one of those moves Neo fighting Morpheus . They dropped their jaws, and somehow my # would end up in their phonebook... Seriously? Ok....... I don't know any KUNG FU HUSTLE or HEROs,I don't belong to any HOUSE OF FLYING DAGGER and I certainly don't know how to KILL BILL.in a matter of RUSH HOUR..GROUCHING like a TIGER and HIDING a DRAGON is a very difficult thing...and I am sicked of ppl always complement me in a surprised tone" hey, you're kind of tall for being an Asian..." Next time when I hear that, I would definitely Jackie Chan your azz... ppl like to hang with me because Im easygoing and don't hold any grudges, well..plus I can cook some awesome Chinese food..Yup, that'll do it :) .