critterdee DD
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resign =)

This is one of the best resignation letters I've seen.

Dear Boss, prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /

You know why i want to resign?

Since i worked for you, i have no time tobloganymore. When i don’t have time to blog anymore, my readers hate me. When my readers hate me, they don’t visitmy bloganymore. When they don’t visit my blog anymore, my hits drop. When my hits drop, i become unhappy. When i become unhappy, i will eat a lot. When i eat a lot, i will get fat. When i get fat, it will affect your company’s image. When your company’s image is affected, your business no good. When your business no good, you become unhappy. When you become unhappy, you eat a lot. When you eat a lot, i’m afraid you will become fat, like me.

You see, Boss, it’s a vicious cycle. I did everything for your own good, because i care for you, Boss.

So the conclusion is, i want to resign. Please let me go.

Yours cheesily,


almost 11 years ago 0 likes  8 comments  0 shares
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Can`t see it Dee.
almost 11 years ago
Heeeeeyyyy... Oh wait. No. I work for myself...
almost 11 years ago
Jrs 8c 1405439596528
Amen! I totally dig that! haha! That's exactly how I feel except that I'm not gainfully (as in pulling in $$$) employed.
almost 11 years ago
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HAHA!!!! that's awesome!!! ;)
almost 11 years ago
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almost 11 years ago
Photo 321088
LOL. Too late for me. Jyah you!
almost 11 years ago
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I think it would be so awesome to actually send a letter like that! HA!!
almost 11 years ago
Redgate profile
lol, nice
over 10 years ago


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