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  • Getting better, but I miss ya'll!

    Tuesday, Apr 15, 2008 12:46AM / Members only

    I miss everyone!

    The eyes are getting better, slowly but surely. With finals the next couple of weeks, I've been trying to save my computer time for homework only, as they get tired very quickly when exposed to too much light.

    My professors have all been great about it, but I think I night have to retake my Pre-Calculus course. I am not the greatest matmatician, but with practice I always pass my tests. Unfortunately, I just can't practice as much as I need to now, and have recieved 2 test scores that reflect it. : (   Now my average is a 69.6. That's about as borderline as it gets!

    I will visit the forum after finals, cause I know if I so much as look at it, I'll get sucked into all that posting goodness that I love! I do plan to watch Forbidden K at the theaters on the day of my last final as my special reward!

  • Cunning and brilliance only come with age-lol

    Tuesday, Jan 22, 2008 11:08AM / Members only

    A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company.

    One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that he's lost.. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading
    rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.



    The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"

    Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!” says the leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!"

    Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

    The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving
    canine!

    Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says.

    "Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!

    Moral of this story....


    Don't mess with old farts...age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill! Cunning and brilliance only come with age and experience. 
  • How to raise a positive dog trainer’s blood pressure

    Thursday, Jan 17, 2008 8:37AM / Members only

    Want to raise a positive dog trainer’s blood pressure?

    Just start a conversation and insert the following phrases:

    1. “He knows better!”

    2. “He is   (fill in the blank)  because he’s dominant, and trying to take over my house.”

    3. “My dog is stubborn!”

    4. “I spanked him to let him know who the alpha dog is in the house.”

    5. “She pees in my bedroom when I go to work because he is spiteful.”

    Got any more?

  • What is a “behaviorist”, anyway?

    Saturday, Jan 12, 2008 1:40AM / Members only

    Great blog by anoter trainer. This site is full of interesting Blogs and info, all from great, Nationally recognized trainers.

    http://www.dogstardaily.com/blogs/what-%E2%80%9Cbehavīorist%E2%80%9D-anyway

     

    “..I spoke with the behavīorist my vet recommended, and then I spoke with a local behavīorist that my neighbor told me about…”, the woman explained as we spoke on the telephone regarding her aggressive dog who had now bitten two people, requiring stitches in both cases. I nearly literally began to grind my teeth in frustration at the sound of that overly and misused term, “behavīorist”. In this case, I knew the people she was referring to as “behavīorists”.

    The first individual is a veterinarian who has shown a strong interest in behavīor for a few years. She has given talks on puppy issues at a few places, and attended a training class once that I was teaching. I respect her desire to learn – but she is still very much learning at this point. She is not board certified in behavīor. The second person is a dog trainer who has been training for perhaps five years, and I’m sure he is a talented individual but I would hesitate to think of him as an expert in a case that is heartbreaking for a family.

    As a trainer and someone who has worked with behavīor issues for years, I have nothing against these individuals. But I do wonder what can be done about the use of the word “behavīorist” when clients are looking for expert help with their difficult, severe, and often life-threatening (at least for the dog if not for the humans it might encounter) doggy situations.

    My understanding is that the term “behavīorist” implies academic credentials of some sort which should be beyond and above, sort of like the difference between a PhD and a B.A. – or an x-ray technician and an M.D. I really don’t think it’s the sort of title that one should give to oneself – or that one should accept when someone tries to give it to you.

    Why, you might wonder, do I feel this way? Why do I even care?

    Because, and I have thought about this, I have watched the “new world” of dog training evolve – a world where there is now an emphasis on the individual temperament and personality of both the dog and the owner; where there are many types of tools available that didn’t exist earlier (no-pull harnesses, head halters, the use of psychotropic drugs to aid in the treatment of behavīor problems); where there are new sports that didn’t exist (fly-ball, agility, rally); where veterinarians are now board-certified in behavīor and where there are now professional dog trainers’ organizations. The American Veterinary Medical Association is now stepping in to decide what aspects of training dogs should be considered “veterinary medicine”. Dog owners now have a plethora of possibilities available to them, and along with these changes come new standards for treatment, and new expectations. It isn’t enough anymore that a dog can do his basic obedience commands (although that will always be important) – now an expert must be able to evaluate in a professional manner how *all* of the above tools/possibilities might work to help to solve behavīoral issues.

    This doesn’t mean that a regular “dog trainer” might not be the one who can best handle any given situation – someone who has intuition, experience and referrals from other clients and veterinarians. But it’s only fair to delineate ourselves by what we actually are: I am proud of my years of experience and know what I can successfully do. I, (and others like me) may have worked with more behavīor cases than many of those just coming out of school: but I am *not* a behavīorist. I am a dog trainer who works with behavīor issues, and I have my place in the scheme of things. When we consider all of the “new” legal liability, professional expectations and what clients are now looking for it is correct for all of us to be clearly defined.

    As I spoke to the client regarding her aggression issues with her dog, I refrained from giving a lecture regarding the expertise and definitions of titles in the dog-training world. She felt she had discussed her issues with two experts, since they were “behavīorists”. As it stands now, the dog – in line with their recommendations and in spite of the fact that neither person actually saw the dog – will likely be euthanized in the next few days.

  • The reason I train my dogs

    Saturday, Dec 15, 2007 12:50AM / Members only

         Dash, my 2 year old Golden Retriever, has developed a habit of retrieving the toilet paper roll in our downstairs bathroom. Due to current renovations, the roll sits on the back on toilet, eagerly awaiting its morning trip around the house in Dash’s gentle mouth. This morning was different with only one exception; I didn’t notice the roll missing from its customary space. 
         Stranded, with no human companions home, I was at a loss on what to do. Dash and Baron, my other Golden, had followed me to the bathroom, as usual, but they were my only source of help. Looking helplessly at Dash, I gave him the command “bring it here,” which is my equivalent of fetch. Both dogs ran out of the room, and my hopes soared, imagining my perfect retriever coming back with his toilet paper toy to rescue me. My hopes soon died as both dogs returned empty-mouthed. Desperate, I tried to look a little stern as I repeated the command. Knowing they where supposed to get something, both dogs eagerly ran out of the bathroom.  Dash returned moments later, with nothing, but this time, Baron returned with my shoe. Don’t ask why. I have no idea. He has never in his life retrieved my shoes. But at least it was something, which is more than I can say for that toilet paper thieving miscreant dog, Dash.
         I put a smile on my face to cover my anxiety, and suddenly remembered that I had an empty toilet paper roll on the floor beside me. Letting both dogs smell the empty roll, I gave the command to retrieve one last time. Disappointment set in when again, Dash returned with no paper. I was just about to stand and shower when Baron walked in, slowly, with a big fat roll of toilet paper! Rescued, I showered praise on my new favorite dog. I ran to the refrigerator and offered him pick of any leftover I had. What an amazing dog! Like the shoe, he has never retrieved a roll of toilet paper, but he knew I needed something. All he needed was a hint.

     

    Some people ask why I train my dogs beyond sit or down. Is it just for the trophies? The average dog will never need to know things like scent work. This true story of my morning today is the reason I train my dogs. You never know when it will become a lifesaver!

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  • posted on Wednesday, Jul 2, 2008 7:50PM  [Report]
    nice to meet u!!

  • posted on Sunday, May 25, 2008 12:43PM  [Report]
    Hey, great to hear you're back to posting! I was recently in NC seeing my son graduate. Yahoo!!

  • posted on Monday, Apr 28, 2008 1:19AM  [Report]
    hey u hello.
    jes stopping by 2 show sum luv...take care yo


    peace

  • posted on Saturday, Mar 22, 2008 2:24PM  [Report]
    Hi Christine *waves*. I picked you as one of the people to play The Question Game. See my blog for details. :)

  • posted on Friday, Feb 8, 2008 12:17PM  [Report]
    Happy Chinese New Year! =D

  • posted on Wednesday, Jan 30, 2008 1:21AM  [Report]
    Thank you.

  • posted on Friday, Jan 18, 2008 12:34AM  [Report]
    Thanks for stopping by my page. I enjoyed looking at the pics of your dogs. They are beautiful.

  • posted on Thursday, Dec 27, 2007 9:25AM  [Report]
    Thanks for the good wishes, Christine. The same to you & your family!. :)

  • posted on Wednesday, Dec 26, 2007 1:01PM  [Report]
    merry christmas and happy new year !good luck and happy follow you all the time.

  • posted on Wednesday, Dec 26, 2007 5:36AM  [Report]
    Have a happy and healthy 2008!
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