So you think you're Asian...

Have you ever wondered if you're truly Asian?  Sure, we all have - and I have to admit, I've had more doubts than most.  But my advice is to trust your gut.  All of my friends are Korean except for my girlfriend who's Taiwanese and speaks Mandarin.  They can't understand each other, and I can't understand any of them.  In fact, I haven't been able to understand a word they've said to me for nearly two years no matter how drunk I get (which turned out to be quite a relief since I can't stand alcohol).  All this leads me to believe that I was right all along, and I could not be less Asian.  So my advice is to look deep inside your heart and be honest with yourself about who and what you see.  The truth is in there; trust your gut - it's probably right.