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  • "I..I just got caught up in the moment..and.."

    Thursday, Aug 14, 2008 7:56AM / Standard Entry

    Woke up reading this on my newsfeed.

    Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench

    Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

    Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

    The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

    He panicked and called the police to help him.

    hk-man-penis02 Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench picture

    When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.

    When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

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    4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.

    Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.

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    haha at least buy the bench a drink or something first...

    "Do you want to take me out to dinner, or go see a movie first?"

    "No thanks, I heard you were a bit easy!" haha

    Check out the news video here.

    I guess, when you get caught up in the moment, you just have to love anything sexy...


  • Up, Up and Away

    Friday, Jun 6, 2008 10:42PM / Standard Entry

    Katrina left last night for an all-expense paid trip to Paris! She's been sent to cover the next John Galliano runway event, and she'll be gone for a month - 2 weeks for work, 2 weeks for fun. I called her a scrag during most of our drive to the airport (c'mon she's going on a trip without me), but she laughed it off heartlessly "Stop whinging mate, you can come aswell, but you have to look after my apartment, so suck shit haha" - Scrag.

    But positive thinking people, this will be a month of freedom....4 weeks of peace and serenity, I can already feel the tranquility - no dramas, no tears. It'll also be a good chance to spend some time with the boys and girls, I've missed out on my fair share of social gatherings, bar-room chats and footy matches already. Attending to instead "art exhibition openings", "Soho galleries" and "Wednesday night bookclub"...When did I get neutered? 

    Anyway, John Galliano events are honestly pretty freaky - but I'd recommend it only because it is always a spectacle and you can never predict what he has instored for the season. And more importantly, its because he looks like a Pirate!

    I'm sure some people can admire his style and grace, eventhough it is weird and highly obscure. (No wonder Kat wanted to go so badly...she's both of those things..scrag)

    I for one, can't quite put my finger on it...

    John Galliano 2007 Winter/Fall Ready to Wear Collection

    That's "ready to wear" folks. I've always wondered if Models ever 'question' what they wear on the runway...can he even see through that thing? But it does look rather comfortable (oh there's a ninja in the background!). I have worries that I might adopt a similar fashion style during Katrina's absence. Not so much the head-bag...more the primal, free-balling factor! Might just wear a brown bathrobe and go full 'caveman'!

    Vampire fans, Gothic lolita fans, Phantom of the Opera fans....(check out the bear with the snazzy tophat - coolness factor 8/10! haha he's just chillin')

    Living dolls...that's always been a fantasy for some. I was actually watching a korean horror movie the other night called "The Doll Master". Not a bad one, worth a watch (don't judge the movie by that dodgey trailer though).  Ah, turns out Hollywood is churning out an English version of it...(yet another one...sigh). Honestly, I reckon they screwed up "The Ring" and "The Grudge" etc pretty badly...they're not even CLOSE to the Japanese version!

    If those freaky events ever happened to you, what would you do? I'd probably just pass the phone to someone else haha Pretend I don't speak english or just reply in chinese! When my mother receives calls from telemarketers - she doesn't give them a chance! The moment she realises its a telemarketer she'll put on a thick accent and say "no english!" and slam the phone down or she'll start a conversation with them in chinese and pretend its a relative who's called from overseas! Its brilliant, Go mum! (She's very fluent in english btw, been in the USA for 20 years, and another 20 in Australia) - my mother, top shelf prankster!

     

    Doesn't it look like that scene in The Labyrinth? (I think only you'd know it Juhana haha), actually looks more like an insane renaissance orgy of sorts - beautiful thing! 

    Reminds me of Madame Tussaud's Haunted House (Wax Museum) in New York. This last picture is pretty damn cool - like a scene from Eyes Wide Shut (without Tom Cruise). The one wearing a pink frock with a white mask is, damn freaky...can you imagine her just APPEARING next to your bed one night?

    Anyway, Kat's gone for a month - what on earth am I going to do? Its like reversing back to the single life (aka released from jail haha). But at least I don't have to mingle with her friends or her friend's boyfriends, bloody oath its bad! Its like getting thrown into a grown-man playdate - Don't do that to your husbands or boyfriends please, its torture! You don't even know the guy and you're suppoused to get along - "Did you hear that Aiden? Johnny really likes football too!"...*shakes head* scrag!


  • Amazon Lost Tribe

    Wednesday, Jun 4, 2008 6:39AM / Standard Entry

    Was reading an article about a lost tribe in the Amazon (a section between Peru and Brazil), its quite amazing! I can only wonder what kind of weird and wonderful things are still out there - especially in our deep dark oceans. I can admit I'm a bit of an anthropology nerd - I visit muesums (NERD! haha) and scrawl the net for reminients of "mythological monsters" (GEEK!) - Mothman, Chupacabras, Yetis, 6ft tall Beavers in China etc..its crazy, but bloody interesting. I also delve into the supernatural quite a fair bit, I know my fair share on ghosts, demons and angels - this was under the influence of an old English teacher who spent a term introducing us to the world of the occult and paranormal! weird? very much so, this was way before Harry Potter kids, way before when 'witchcraft' was labelled "cool".

    Oh I've also been watching a series on TV called "Tigers: Spy in the jungle" - now that's brilliant. The series follows a litter of baby tigers and watches them as they grow up to become full grown adults - its times like these that I want to have Discovery Channel or National Geographic! sigh (but for $60 a month, and a whole heap of other crap - I can probably make do without it)

    I think I'm getting nerdier as I type this. But I'm not a science fiction/star wars geek ok (they're geeks. fullstop!). This is different, this is learning - Learning is cool....right guys? haha argh forget about it!  (don't think I can shake off the nerd tag now!)

    Anyway, here are some pics:

    We've decided to name the grey guy, "Gravy Dave"


  • What we talk about on msn

    Monday, May 26, 2008 7:26PM / Standard Entry

    Adonius says: Models are filled with the single greatest commodity known to man - promise. Promise of a better day. Promise of a greater hope. Promise of a new tomorrow. Actually, this aura of sexiness can be found in all beautiful girls. In her smile, in her soul, in her eyes, and especially the way they can make every shitty thing about life seem like it's going to be ok. That's what they are, Will, its beautiful. A bottled promise - "scenes from a brand new day, hope dancing in stiletto heels"

    ^Wilsta^ says: Mate, my dick isn't confucius, its more a voltaire!

    Adonius says: hahahaha

    ^Wilsta^ says: lol! hahahahaha


  • pre-dawn realizations...

    Saturday, May 24, 2008 10:31PM / Standard Entry

    Katrina's photos made it onto Monster Child Issue 18 2008 (an urban youth culture magazine). If you're in the Sydney area go pick up an issue at Borders or Kinokuniya!

     - This is the cover of the mag! Now you know what it looks like, go buy it!

    The upside of dating a freelance photographer is the chance to explore a world completely unbeknownst to me, or rather one that I had forgotten about - the world of the artistic mind. She asked me at 4am - "What thoughts do you conjure when you ponder about the wide ocean or the tall mountains?"  its apparently a metaphor on how you view life. I'm apparently very ambitious but so independent and carefree that I cannot offer my other halves the security they may need! Although I agree, is that sort of talk, at that time of the day really necessary? Intimacy at all the wrong times (what kind of sane person looks up at you when you're both watching "三更" (Three - a HK horror movie) and asks "What do you like about me?" - what the fuk? haha)

    But I do thank Katrina for guiding me back into the creative state of mind - my very own artistic Narnia! Which helps, because my job does require my ability to forment and develop creative contexts and concepts, and of late I am lacking heart in what I create. As inspired and creative as you may be, the harsh reality of this world tends to hit you like a pms-ing girlfriend - life is not roses, work is just money, and rejection is not personal - everything is business. And with a culture like that, ones creativity can't help but be downtrodden, and one's experience with the notorious money game is all that really matters!

    For some reason it reminds me of the movie "Hook" and the quote "Grown-ups? All Grown-ups are pirates!" which is very true! (I am very much a pirate now!). Ah "Hook", a movie where Peter Pan grows up and forgets all about Neverland, but when he 'starts believing' (lying to himself) again, everything comes back to him! - "You're doing it Peter...you're doin it!" (for those who remember the movie) - *tear* such a good movie!

    When I went back into Advertising, my then "wannabe artist" girlfriend called me a 'sell-out' or in her words "a corporate whore" - "Why are you whoring yourself to a company who doesn't care about vut you write about? They only care about money dear! Live, do not be tamed! You are a sell-out to the dollar sign! La Revolution Cherie!" she'd shout at me in her Frenchie-English. Ironically, I bumped into her at a friends art exhibition last year, and she is now an art curator - with a completely different point of view, "What happened to living your dream?" I asked, "Oh forget about dreams, I cannot afford to dream, do you know vut's important in life? Money, that's what - that's what its about, everything is money!" - I'm glad she finally realised.

    I really don't know what this post is about...at all!


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