Disclaimer: The first half of the entry was written by one known as Vivian (in her attempt in soiling my good name)....only believe about 80% of what has been written, ok maybe 85%.
1. Ever since meeting Aiden, I have adopted his methods of perving and looking / acting like a complete sleaze. I now perve like a guy - I stare at girls from the bottom up: legs, ass, boobs and then face. Sometimes I don't even CARE what she looks like. On that note, Aiden, stop perving at models eg Grace Huang. I'm still here you know!
2. Aiden has a habit of hugging me to sleep, but then when he reaches like a beta-level of sleeping, which is characterized by him snoring away, he pushes me aside like some used doll. He will then continue snoring loudly and attempt to kick me off the bed. But all is well the next day, when he wakes up, rolls over, hugs me and doesn't remember what he did the night before. What a (typical) man!
3. Although he is a strapping young lad, Aiden has a bit of a belly issue. So, we've decided to put him on a diet regime, which will be a healthy mix of carb-less meals with lots of vegetables and no meat! Hopefully he sticks to it, because it will be good for him...and well, um, I still want to be able to hug him.
Aiden's side of the story: It's seriously not that big, it's only when I eat, I become slightly bloated, and I look about 4 months pregnant - it's water retention! But inorder to satisfy the 'well wishes' (demands) of the girl (the queen - "mate, if I wanted a bitch, I'd get a dog"), we spent the whole of Sunday night finding salad to eat. All night, because we started our search at 10pm, and in Sydney, most shops and restaurants close around that time (it is pathetic in comparison to Asia). So we searched high and low, far and wide, at pubs and bars, Haymarket Hotel, Maloney's hotel, even the thought of going to a strip club just to eat the "buffet" crossed our minds (I think it has a salad bar - I..would not know...because I have never been...hahaha). But alas, nothing could be found. (Who the fuk eats salad, when McDonalds is open 24 hours....)
But since Coles is for Coleslaw, and S is for Vivian shouting at me ("We're eating SALAD!")...we decided to go to Coles, which is the only place that opens past 10:30pm, and ended up with a Caesar salad (and about 2 packet of chips, a pack of sliced salami and a meat on a stick thing hahaha so much for the no-meat diet - that's how I roll Viv!)
On another note, we went to BBQ City and we took a little souvenir with us
What's inside?
- hahaha hardcore rice stealers!
The manager of the store was standing at the entrance. How could we hide the rice......
Luckily, we had a clear plastic bag with a container inside. Much to our (discrete) ninja skills, the rice container was placed inside - with the manager staring straight at us, and a couple of restauranters looking at us (it was not subtle AT ALL hahaha). When we got to the exit, the manager looked at the bag ...with a certain glint in his eyes. We were prepared to drop the bag and run for it, but he simply said "Oh Thank you very much".
We passed phase 1, but then there was still the staircase, which we were once again prepared to drop everything and run. But we passed the entrance / security cameras smoothly. But we knew, once we were closer to Chinatown, we would be free from the grasp of Little Korea, and the rice would be mine!
We not only thank BBQ City for the lovely korean food (and the korean music videos with the korean girl popstars ~ Hot!), but this time, thank you for the rice container which I shall treasure and keep it along with all my other spoils!
Haha, then you must by all means find those chick pea chips for her! Once a woman craves something, it will go on until she gets what she wants. I am very sure she still wants them even now.
I did finish the rice, all evidence has been destroyed - except for the container. But there is something about it being 'attained by inappropriate means' which made the rice extra tasty!
Funny you say that, Viv actually saw a girl at Star City have Chick Pea Chips. She saw, because she wanted the chips aswell! haha But she didn't ask where the girl got it from...what a regret that was! Ended up craving it for days! hahaha
hahaha SaturnShadow, the duck stayed, no harm was done to the duck. Salad and No meat is un-Australian....
Huahuahuahua..... :) I like the electronic version better... at least it's the duck that does all the work! :)
ps: you hug your gf to sleep? that's soo sweet!
Originating from the sandy shores of Sydney, Australia, Aiden is not your regular beach-bum, he is also an advertiser, all round freelance writer, radio presenter and karaoke singer. ...
Originating from the sandy shores of Sydney, Australia, Aiden is not your regular beach-bum, he is also an advertiser, all round freelance writer, radio presenter and karaoke singer.
I've been in the Advertising industry for 8 years and counting. I took my first step into the field at the ripe, impressionable age of 18. I was recruited as a copywriter, writing slogans for numerous companies including Qantas and Nestle, and jingles for some not so proud products such as "Polly Pocket", "My Little Pony" and "Buzz Ball - the freshest handball game in the playground!" (Is "freshest" even a word!?)
After months of brain-numbing childrens products and getting reprimanded for not being 'hip enough for the below 4 market'; I started work in radio - not exactly my thing, but I did learn how to do voice-acting and after hours of listening to radio pop songs, I have taken my karaoke skills to phenomenal levels - "Karaoke - Even your ugliest child can be a superstar!"
Anyway, a few script editting gigs later, I now write commercials for television, specialising in T&A and Athletics/Health products (inherent contradiction!).
Sounds a bit too much like a CV - maybe I should mention my good looks and irresistible charm (narcissistic? never). I like to travel, I constantly seek new things to do, in love with the beach, always game for adventure, have a knack for automatic weapons, martial arts is excellent, Bruce Lee is my hero, and Starbucks - what can I do without you!
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