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Wednesday, May 28, 2008 9:11PM / Standard Entry

Found this at the store today. Anyone want some? Yummmers.

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Lucky number 7

Thursday, May 22, 2008 8:17PM / Standard Entry

I got stopped by the cops for the seventh time today, yeeehaw!! I just finished my lunch and was jauntily strollin down the street when out of nowhere 2 sneaky plain clothed cops tapped me on the shoulder from behind and asked me for my id. They gave me my usual triad shake down and said they had seen me around the hood and I looked suspicious. I wanted to say so badly, do you know who the hell you're dealing with biatch!?? I am the OFFICIAL web designer for A- mutha effin - N- D!!!! Then they probably would have karate chopped me in the throat. A girl can dream though..sigh....

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I feel so effin

Wednesday, May 21, 2008 7:53PM / Standard Entry

Bloated!!!

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Friday Fun

Friday, May 2, 2008 2:02PM / Standard Entry

Thought I'd share some funny jokes.

Where does the one legged waitress work?
The Ihop

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.

Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
Cause it was caught with seaweed

What's invisible and smells like carrots?
rabbit farts

What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A Mega-sore-ass

What is the name of Moby Dicks father?
Poppa Boner

What is the new O.J. website address?
slash slash backslash escape.

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom.

How can you tell if you’re at a bulimic bachelor party?
The cake jumps out of the girl.

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Good Deed

Monday, Mar 24, 2008 7:54PM / Standard Entry

An 80 year old woman pushing a humongous cartload of boxes just asked me for a smoke. I gave her 4 and a smile. I feel like such a good samaritan today.

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Boon (aka King Kong Khoo) was born into poverty in the rural village of Dog Meat Taiwan, and is truly a story of rags to riches. From the beginning, Boon had a difficult childhood...
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Boon (aka King Kong Khoo) was born into poverty in the rural village of Dog Meat Taiwan, and is truly a story of rags to riches. From the beginning, Boon had a difficult childhood. His parents, trying to make ends meet, became Chinese acrobats and Boon was thrust into the circus at a very tender age. His mom was a plate spinner, his dad a human contortionist known as the Pai Gow Pretzel. Boon became a master of Chi and soon grew to be the headlining act for the circus. People came from near and far to see Wonder Weeny, the boy who could pull a busload of people with his privates.

But with all his fame and fortune came drugs, sex, and alcohol. Boon found himself spinning out of control like the plates on his mother's head. He withdrew from the fast paced life of the circus and into the world of entrapreneurship. He opened a modest business manufacturing Chinese finger cuffs. To no surprise it grew into a multi-billion dollar empire, as he became the sole supplier of Chinese finger cuffs to the world.

Boon had truly made it. Everything he touched turned to gold. Once again Boon found himself in the limelight, flying around the globe in his private jet "Finger Force 1", giving lectures at prestigious universities on finger cuffs. Even appearing of the cover of Finger Cuff Weekly while giving the finger.

But once again, tragedy struck. One cold December night would change his life forever. Sitting at home alone, Boon attempted to perform the most dangerous and often fatal of all finger cuff maneuvers, the "Stucky Stucky You Won't Be So Lucky", where one inserts all ten fingers into the finger cuff simultaneously. Even an escape artist such as Houdini could not withstand the finger cuff's mighty hold. Two days later, Boon's fingers had to be amputated and all his dreams and hopes became like the stubs on his hands that had no fingers and were stubs. Then he became a web designer.

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