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Monday, Oct 13, 2008 10:33PM / Standard Entry

I was googling myself, as I do from time to time when I'm completely bored, and I found a website whose exact url is my first and last name. Turns out its a dating site that helps men from all over the world find a Thai mail order bride. I wonder if they would give me a free bride or at least let me be the company mascot. It's great to know my name is synonymous with desperation. And as I scrolled further down the page look who I found moonlighting in the members section. I knew these guys were up to something other than the "hip hop festival" in Bangkok.

This is a real website. Click here to view it.

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WIN A CHANCE TO BURN IN HELL

Friday, Sep 26, 2008 9:49PM / Standard Entry

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Since my effing visitor counter was messed up, I don't know who won. So everyone gets to burn in Hell, yay!!! But no one gets the George Foreman grill :(
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WHO WILL BE MY 66,666 VISITOR??

THE WINNER WILL RECEIVE THE FOLLOWING PRIZES:

- One first class one way ticket straight to Hell
- Room and board at the Comfort Inn Hell
- Year long pass to Universal Studios Hades (excluding Christmas and other holidays)
- All you can eat Korean BBQ
- Official title of Mr. or Mrs. Beezelbub
- AnD pink hat
- Clip on tail and horn hairband
- Oh and a George Foreman Grill

Please feel free to invite all your friends, lawyers, politicians, and ex girlfriends/boyfriends/spouses.

*Contest is not valid for residents of Canada and
those who are married because they are already in Hell*

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Back in SF

Friday, Aug 29, 2008 8:26PM / Standard Entry

Man its 5:30 am here and I still can't sleep. Went to a convenient store owned by an Asian lady and she could actually understand my english. Oh how I missed thee America. The clean air is burning my lungs. I am getting HK pollution withdrawls. Tomorrow I'm gonna find a bus to stand behind and breath in the exhaust to get my fix.

Okie, better try and sleep again or else I'm gonna do a face plant into my friends wedding cake. Peace out suckas!

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Alivenotdead and Reef Check want you to take you to LA!

Monday, Aug 18, 2008 2:48PM / Standard Entry

Kelly Hu and alivenotdead.com invite you to enter our free sweepstakes to win a trip to join them at the Reef Check Foundation's annual Reef Rescue Gala! This exciting event will take place at the Aquarium of the Pacific in Long Beach and will feature celebrities, a live scuba exhibition, hula dancers, and cuisine from reef nations around the world.

Click here to enter the contest

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Japanese massage chair

Monday, Aug 18, 2008 11:02AM / Standard Entry

My friend sent me this link in response to my massage chair experience. Glad I didn't have one of these.

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Boon (aka King Kong Khoo) was born into poverty in the rural village of Dog Meat Taiwan, and is truly a story of rags to riches. From the beginning, Boon had a difficult childhood...
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Boon (aka King Kong Khoo) was born into poverty in the rural village of Dog Meat Taiwan, and is truly a story of rags to riches. From the beginning, Boon had a difficult childhood. His parents, trying to make ends meet, became Chinese acrobats and Boon was thrust into the circus at a very tender age. His mom was a plate spinner, his dad a human contortionist known as the Pai Gow Pretzel. Boon became a master of Chi and soon grew to be the headlining act for the circus. People came from near and far to see Wonder Weeny, the boy who could pull a busload of people with his privates.

But with all his fame and fortune came drugs, sex, and alcohol. Boon found himself spinning out of control like the plates on his mother's head. He withdrew from the fast paced life of the circus and into the world of entrapreneurship. He opened a modest business manufacturing Chinese finger cuffs. To no surprise it grew into a multi-billion dollar empire, as he became the sole supplier of Chinese finger cuffs to the world.

Boon had truly made it. Everything he touched turned to gold. Once again Boon found himself in the limelight, flying around the globe in his private jet "Finger Force 1", giving lectures at prestigious universities on finger cuffs. Even appearing of the cover of Finger Cuff Weekly while giving the finger.

But once again, tragedy struck. One cold December night would change his life forever. Sitting at home alone, Boon attempted to perform the most dangerous and often fatal of all finger cuff maneuvers, the "Stucky Stucky You Won't Be So Lucky", where one inserts all ten fingers into the finger cuff simultaneously. Even an escape artist such as Houdini could not withstand the finger cuff's mighty hold. Two days later, Boon's fingers had to be amputated and all his dreams and hopes became like the stubs on his hands that had no fingers and were stubs. Then he became a web designer.

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