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WIN A CHANCE TO BURN IN HELL
Friday, Sep 26, 2008 9:49PM / Standard Entry / Members only
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Since my effing visitor counter was messed up, I don't know who won. So everyone gets to burn in Hell, yay!!! But no one gets the George Foreman grill :(
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WHO WILL BE MY 66,666 VISITOR??
THE WINNER WILL RECEIVE THE FOLLOWING PRIZES:
- One first class one way ticket straight to Hell
- Room and board at the Comfort Inn Hell
- Year long pass to Universal Studios Hades (excluding Christmas and other holidays)
- All you can eat Korean BBQ
- Official title of Mr. or Mrs. Beezelbub
- AnD pink hat
- Clip on tail and horn hairband
- Oh and a George Foreman Grill
Please feel free to invite all your friends, lawyers, politicians, and ex girlfriends/boyfriends/spouses.
*Contest is not valid for residents of Canada and
those who are married because they are already in Hell*
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Back in SF
Friday, Aug 29, 2008 8:26PM / Standard Entry / Members only
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Alivenotdead and Reef Check want you to take you to LA!
Monday, Aug 18, 2008 2:48PM / Standard Entry / Members only
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Japanese massage chair
Monday, Aug 18, 2008 11:02AM / Standard Entry / Members only
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My massage chair happy finish
Friday, Aug 15, 2008 4:57PM / Standard Entry / Members only
I recently discovered that my apartment gym has one of those nifty Osim massage chairs. I've used it a couple of times and its pretty relaxing. The chair has a bunch of different programs you can choose from like stiff shoulders, lower back remedy, and POW labor camp therapy. I've pretty much tried every mode but one. So yesterday I decided to live dangerously and try out the last mode called "seat". I flip the switch and everything starts out normally. I feel the chair working its mechanical magic on my shoulders, then kneading its way down to my lower back. I'm sitting there in bliss when I hear this loud roar rumbling from under my arse. Hmm...that doesn't sound too friendly I'm thinking. Then the seat cushion starts to shake violently. It was if my butt was parked on top of a washing machine possessed by a hyperactive Satan. Finally the last stage kicks in where a high powered stream of air fires up my starfish. The air enema took me by surprise at first. All I could do was clench my cheeks together to keep the air out. But alas, my tired buns succumbed to the Osim's mighty blowhole and in the end it actually felt quite good. I definately recomemnd y'all to give the Osim a whirl the next time you see one in the department store.
Or if that's not your style, maybe get one of these.
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- Boon (aka King Kong Khoo) was born into poverty in the rural village of Dog Meat Taiwan, and is truly a story of rags to riches. From the beginning, Boon had a difficult childhood. His parents, trying...
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