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Tighty Whities
Wednesday, Mar 4, 2009 7:14PM / Standard Entry / Members only
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This is more of a guy thing. Does anyone actually use the weiner slit in your tighty whities? I mean, how poorly designed is it? In your typical pair of undies, the weiner slit is not in the center. It's usually off to the side for some weird reason. In order for one to use it, you have to pull the slit to the middle and contort your thing around the inside layer until it reaches daylight. It's super tight and constraining. Whenever I tried to use it, it felt like an elastic bear trap clamping down on poor boon jr. In an emergency evacuation, there would absolutely be no way you could pull it out in time. It's completely pointless I say! It makes me so mad I could cry. I feel like burning my tighty whities on the steps of city hall while shouting in my loudest Braveheart growl ,FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM! Any of you brothas out there with me on this one???

I think tighty whities are from outer space or something.

I think I'm running out of things to blog about.

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toneshun
posted on Sunday, Apr 26, 2009 9:14AM [Report]

yup~ that beats my 6 yr old brain back then (i try to use it then, but jr.'s size makes it a 'little'..hard..no pun needed~~) later i try to confirm to the rules as a teen and give it a try, man, it's like torture...

who design these things anyway?? women??? (duckin' for covers~~=-p)
JasonChau
posted on Monday, Apr 6, 2009 7:46PM [Report]

Hahaha.....so I see Boon Jr is looking for an exit? Guess he found a side entrance :P
Ee Hoon Khoo
posted on Sunday, Apr 5, 2009 2:28PM [Report]

Hope Boon jr found his resolution.
jacishere
posted on Wednesday, Mar 25, 2009 6:57AM [Report]

This is too funny!!!!
I don't have any experience with those tight whities that you are talking about but your blog made me laugh =)
Jack_Jack
posted on Saturday, Mar 21, 2009 10:27AM [Report]

I've thought about this b4, and I don't think the wiener slit is there for pulling jr out as much as it is there to provide enough slack space for containing jr. I mean packages come in different sizes, and this design allows for a one size fits all auto adjust system. Without the wiener slit, you might as well wear panties...
Li Zan
posted on Thursday, Mar 19, 2009 3:28PM [Report]

=D.....
dantran
posted on Friday, Mar 6, 2009 7:09PM [Report]

How about using your tight whitie as a beenie?
mykan
posted on Friday, Mar 6, 2009 5:37PM [Report]

lol just dont forget to wash ur hands boon! hahahaha! =D
Boon
posted on Friday, Mar 6, 2009 10:03AM

Haha, great feedback guys. Some of you suggested using boxers or boxers briefs. Those still have weiner slits too. While boxers are a bit better, you still have to unbutton the fly which takes way too much time when you really gotta go. I like to handle the whole thing when I'm doing my bizness, not just the portion sticking out. I guess you could say I like to get my hands wet, no pun intended, har har har.
LClem71304
posted on Thursday, Mar 5, 2009 11:57PM [Report]

It could be worse...you could wear a thong!
JoanneSanderson
posted on Thursday, Mar 5, 2009 5:38PM [Report]

elastic bear trap! ouch you paint a painful picture, aye go all Braveheart go commando in a kilt, maybe that's what us English did to Willie Wallace we made him wear Y fronts and that's the real reason behind his freedom speech!
moonchild72
posted on Thursday, Mar 5, 2009 5:05PM [Report]

Boon .. showed this to one of my brothers (18yr old) & he laughed & said "those things were invented by women to torture men" .. this from a dude who wears "boxer-briefs" :p
Quinn Johnson
posted on Thursday, Mar 5, 2009 4:21PM [Report]

lol preech! brother preech!

but yeah on the off topic... how have you been?
Boon
posted on Thursday, Mar 5, 2009 3:44PM

Exactly Quinn. The weiner slit is as superflous as a 3rd nipple. Completely useless!
Quinn Johnson
posted on Thursday, Mar 5, 2009 3:40PM [Report]

lol really i never used the slit... maybe as a child when i was bored and found out there was an weird slit in my underwear and would mess around with it and foud out thats what it was for... otherwise i find it much faster to just go from the top.
yadanamean?
cheekyshooky
posted on Thursday, Mar 5, 2009 12:27PM [Report]

Forget about boxers / tighty whities and let jr go free ... If a man tells me he is not wearing anything beyond, imagination runs wild =p That's SEXY to me ...

You save money on whities and boxer and also better for the environment too because you have one thing less to wash ...
Lynn
posted on Thursday, Mar 5, 2009 11:59AM [Report]

Boonie!!! ... I am speechless... but come to think about it.. could it be becos yours is too short???!!! *lmao
enigma306
posted on Thursday, Mar 5, 2009 9:43AM [Report]

Basically, what you're saying is that the contamination isn't the man's fault. It's because he couldn't get Jr out fast enough. Is that right?

Or were you trying to say boon jr is too big to fit? hmm Whaddya do? Do what you guys tell us to do and pull it aside.
JRS
posted on Thursday, Mar 5, 2009 6:33AM [Report]

My suggestion for you: Do the Kramer thing and go commando! "Yes, Jerry! I'm out there AND LOVIN' IT!!!!" ;-)
JRS
posted on Thursday, Mar 5, 2009 6:32AM [Report]

Clothing malfunctions...or lack of a good design. I feel your pain but not in the same way...try wearing a bra (designed by a man, I might add)....and nylons....now, that's ARRRRGGG!!!!!

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Boon (aka King Kong Khoo) was born into poverty in the rural village of Dog Meat Taiwan, and is truly a story of rags to riches. From the beginning, Boon had a difficult childhood. His parents, trying to make ends meet, became Chinese acrobats and Boon was thrust into the circus at a very tender age. His mom was a plate spinner, his dad a human contortionist known as the Pai Gow Pretzel. Boon became a master of Chi and soon grew to be the headlining act for the circus. People came from near and far to see Wonder Weeny, the boy who could pull a busload of people with his privates.

But with all his fame and fortune came drugs, sex, and alcohol. Boon found himself spinning out of control like the plates on his mother's head. He withdrew from the fast paced life of the circus and into the world of entrapreneurship. He opened a modest business manufacturing Chinese finger cuffs. To no surprise it grew into a multi-billion dollar empire, as he became the sole supplier of Chinese finger cuffs to the world.

Boon had truly made it. Everything he touched turned to gold. Once again Boon found himself in the limelight, flying around the globe in his private jet "Finger Force 1", giving lectures at prestigious universities on finger cuffs. Even appearing of the cover of Finger Cuff Weekly while giving the finger.

But once again, tragedy struck. One cold December night would change his life forever. Sitting at home alone, Boon attempted to perform the most dangerous and often fatal of all finger cuff maneuvers, the "Stucky Stucky You Won't Be So Lucky", where one inserts all ten fingers into the finger cuff simultaneously. Even an escape artist such as Houdini could not withstand the finger cuff's mighty hold. Two days later, Boon's fingers had to be amputated and all his dreams and hopes became like the stubs on his hands that had no fingers and were stubs. Then he became a web designer.

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