The Small Penis Invitational on the Howard Stern Show

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The Small Penis Invitational on the Howard Stern Show
Sunday, Aug 30, 2009 12:37PM / Standard Entry / Members only
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You have to register for the site to see the video but it's worth it. Sucks to be these guys!!!

I created an account for those of you who are too lazy to register.

username: showmethepenis
pass: penis

CLICK HERE TO SEE THE VIDEO

Entry comments (11)

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Sommer
posted on Saturday, Oct 24, 2009 12:45AM [Report]

that's grotesque, dude. hope all is fabulous with you Ramboon. =) hugS
enigma306
posted on Wednesday, Sep 23, 2009 5:00PM [Report]

i tried several times to log in. it won't let me.
moonchild72
posted on Monday, Sep 7, 2009 2:45PM [Report]

Gotta agree with the other ladies ~ NOT gonna watch it!!! Ewwwwwwww!!!
gruponaya
posted on Wednesday, Sep 2, 2009 3:13AM [Report]

lol @ Elle's comment^^

Bro Boon: Hilarious!!!!^^
elle75
posted on Tuesday, Sep 1, 2009 3:07PM [Report]

Ps: the marketing guys got it all wrong...what girls want to see the small packages...hahaha...just kidding, was just sayiiiing (*_*)
janechu
posted on Tuesday, Sep 1, 2009 1:07AM [Report]

oh my! =X
elle75
posted on Tuesday, Sep 1, 2009 12:38AM [Report]

No way I'm going to register....borrow your account sign in...please :-)
Boon
posted on Monday, Aug 31, 2009 6:54PM

Aw man...no one is watching this. sob!
JRS
posted on Sunday, Aug 30, 2009 11:46PM [Report]

I'll pass...don't want to lose my breakfast, ya know.
Flagday
posted on Sunday, Aug 30, 2009 8:40PM [Report]

No thanks. I don`t want any of those scenes creating any kind of memory I will live with the rest of my life.
hsiehday
posted on Sunday, Aug 30, 2009 8:25PM [Report]

Congratulations Boon -- looks like you finally found a contest that you can win.

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Boon (aka King Kong Khoo) was born into poverty in the rural village of Dog Meat Taiwan, and is truly a story of rags to riches. From the beginning, Boon had a difficult childhood...
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Boon (aka King Kong Khoo) was born into poverty in the rural village of Dog Meat Taiwan, and is truly a story of rags to riches. From the beginning, Boon had a difficult childhood. His parents, trying to make ends meet, became Chinese acrobats and Boon was thrust into the circus at a very tender age. His mom was a plate spinner, his dad a human contortionist known as the Pai Gow Pretzel. Boon became a master of Chi and soon grew to be the headlining act for the circus. People came from near and far to see Wonder Weeny, the boy who could pull a busload of people with his privates.

But with all his fame and fortune came drugs, sex, and alcohol. Boon found himself spinning out of control like the plates on his mother's head. He withdrew from the fast paced life of the circus and into the world of entrapreneurship. He opened a modest business manufacturing Chinese finger cuffs. To no surprise it grew into a multi-billion dollar empire, as he became the sole supplier of Chinese finger cuffs to the world.

Boon had truly made it. Everything he touched turned to gold. Once again Boon found himself in the limelight, flying around the globe in his private jet "Finger Force 1", giving lectures at prestigious universities on finger cuffs. Even appearing of the cover of Finger Cuff Weekly while giving the finger.

But once again, tragedy struck. One cold December night would change his life forever. Sitting at home alone, Boon attempted to perform the most dangerous and often fatal of all finger cuff maneuvers, the "Stucky Stucky You Won't Be So Lucky", where one inserts all ten fingers into the finger cuff simultaneously. Even an escape artist such as Houdini could not withstand the finger cuff's mighty hold. Two days later, Boon's fingers had to be amputated and all his dreams and hopes became like the stubs on his hands that had no fingers and were stubs. Then he became a web designer.

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