Boon (aka King Kong Khoo) was born into poverty in the rural village of Dog Meat Taiwan, and is truly a story of rags to riches. From the beginning, Boon had a difficult childhood...
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Boon (aka King Kong Khoo) was born into poverty in the rural village of Dog Meat Taiwan, and is truly a story of rags to riches. From the beginning, Boon had a difficult childhood. His parents, trying to make ends meet, became Chinese acrobats and Boon was thrust into the circus at a very tender age. His mom was a plate spinner, his dad a human contortionist known as the Pai Gow Pretzel. Boon became a master of Chi and soon grew to be the headlining act for the circus. People came from near and far to see Wonder Weeny, the boy who could pull a busload of people with his privates.
But with all his fame and fortune came drugs, sex, and alcohol. Boon found himself spinning out of control like the plates on his mother's head. He withdrew from the fast paced life of the circus and into the world of entrapreneurship. He opened a modest business manufacturing Chinese finger cuffs. To no surprise it grew into a multi-billion dollar empire, as he became the sole supplier of Chinese finger cuffs to the world.
Boon had truly made it. Everything he touched turned to gold. Once again Boon found himself in the limelight, flying around the globe in his private jet "Finger Force 1", giving lectures at prestigious universities on finger cuffs. Even appearing of the cover of Finger Cuff Weekly while giving the finger.
But once again, tragedy struck. One cold December night would change his life forever. Sitting at home alone, Boon attempted to perform the most dangerous and often fatal of all finger cuff maneuvers, the "Stucky Stucky You Won't Be So Lucky", where one inserts all ten fingers into the finger cuff simultaneously. Even an escape artist such as Houdini could not withstand the finger cuff's mighty hold. Two days later, Boon's fingers had to be amputated and all his dreams and hopes became like the stubs on his hands that had no fingers and were stubs. Then he became a web designer.
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