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Wednesday, Jun 10, 2009 4:19PM / Members only

It's getting really hot in HK lately and our office air con is never cold enough. Looking for qualified interns to fan me for 2-5 hours a day. Please apply if you meet the following description:

- Must have a strong arm and stamina
- Must own a belly dancer, swedish milk maid, dominatrix, or pink furry rabbit costume
- Must be good at feeding grapes
- Must have extensive knowledge of shoulder, head, feet, and butt massage
- Must be tolerable of body odor

This is an unpaid position, but you do get the benefit of touching me. Please send all enquiries to boons@personal_slave.com

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Is available now. Have a great weekend everyone!

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Naturally Original
At first glance you may seem fairly average, but after two minutes of talking, it's clear that there's more to you than meets the eye. Despite not advertising your originality, you always keep your own unique perspective and creative approach to life. You're equally comfortable in any situation and fit in no matter where you go but you always stay true to yourself.
Which of the following describes you and your group of friends?
We're all similar but with different personalities
I am spontaneous and unpredictable
Occasionally
When I have to assemble something, I read the directions first
Often
When I'm given a choice, I go with my "gut" instinct
Often
I like "well-structured" assignments more than I like assignments that are "open-ended"
Rarely
Pick up to 4 creative outlets you enjoy
Photography
Writing (poetry, stories, etc)
Drawing/Painting/Sculpture
Design
Which alivenotdead.com artists do you find inspiring?
Simon Birch
Kuanth
Daniel Lim
Yuen Kee
Doublewood
Mimi Leung
wor.ks.1.ow
Tik Ka
ahtamTAM
Joysuke Wong
Jonathan Lee
Galleri Magazine
Siu Yu-ho aka Fish
Adapta Gallery
8five2
When choosing clothes to buy you are most likely to
Buy whatever I want - who cares what people think?
When I say blue, what do you think of?
Sky
Lastly, Tell us 10 things you want to do, try or experience before your 60th birthday?
find a wife
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Tighty Whities

Wednesday, Mar 4, 2009 7:14PM / Members only

This is more of a guy thing. Does anyone actually use the weiner slit in your tighty whities? I mean, how poorly designed is it? In your typical pair of undies, the weiner slit is not in the center. It's usually off to the side for some weird reason. In order for one to use it, you have to pull the slit to the middle and contort your thing around the inside layer until it reaches daylight. It's super tight and constraining. Whenever I tried to use it, it felt like an elastic bear trap clamping down on poor boon jr. In an emergency evacuation, there would absolutely be no way you could pull it out in time. It's completely pointless I say! It makes me so mad I could cry. I feel like burning my tighty whities on the steps of city hall while shouting in my loudest Braveheart growl ,FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM! Any of you brothas out there with me on this one???

I think tighty whities are from outer space or something.

I think I'm running out of things to blog about.

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Lynn
posted on Thursday, Jul 2, 2009 4:21PM [Report]

hey boon boon.... long time no hear... what've u been up to?
Desmond So
posted on Monday, Jun 29, 2009 10:53PM [Report]

Yes, next time hopefully we can actually chat...
Desmond So
posted on Sunday, Jun 28, 2009 7:12PM [Report]

Nice to FINALLY meet you, Boon!
Kristina Lao
posted on Saturday, Jun 27, 2009 3:07AM [Report]

Dude your 'about me' is hilarious. Can I call you 'Stubbs' from now on then? ;)
Kristina Lao
posted on Saturday, Jun 27, 2009 3:05AM [Report]

Thanks for the welcome, Boon! :)
elena
posted on Thursday, Jun 25, 2009 4:29PM [Report]

will be there from 29/6 to 6/7..
raffi ask me to bring u guys travel
:P
elena
posted on Thursday, Jun 25, 2009 3:49PM [Report]

lalala..when u go to beijing ,
Michael Chan
posted on Tuesday, Jun 23, 2009 6:57PM [Report]

Thanx dude! Looks awesome!! Cheers and see you soon!!

Michael
busa
posted on Monday, Jun 22, 2009 2:46PM [Report]

i refer try before you buy.. so hand over the pitchforks... hahaha
arthurying
posted on Monday, Jun 22, 2009 1:32PM [Report]

hey dude. sent you gmail. Me taking a nap now. don't call me. booking plane ticket. nap time now.
wendyzheng130
posted on Saturday, Jun 20, 2009 2:47PM [Report]

I like this website!
enigma306
posted on Saturday, Jun 20, 2009 11:47AM [Report]

Just looked up the real def:

1. A person who, as a result of frequenting clubs and other such locales, becomes devoid of dignity, civility, and class. (That's your Santa for sure.)

2. A person, who, on account of promiscuity, has become crass and lude. (The kid def is more on this end and about females.)
enigma306
posted on Saturday, Jun 20, 2009 11:31AM [Report]

When someone gets sloshed, they're drunk. Mind you I don't speak 90s kidese, but that's what it means to me. I immediately thought about your Santa.
busa
posted on Thursday, Jun 18, 2009 7:39PM [Report]

u pop by my page... does that mean ur looking at me as potential intern... hahaha
elena
posted on Thursday, Jun 18, 2009 2:29PM [Report]

hahahaha~
i know..juz too excited to have holiday~
lallaa how are u recently
elle75
posted on Thursday, Jun 18, 2009 12:07PM [Report]

That was some serious breakfast buffet Boon. You think that's a man's breakfast, wait till you see what I have for dinner....lol, pretty sure wine, ice cream, beer and sausage are wrong combo but hell, I'm in Germany...hehehe. Yup, pig tail, why? I look like a dork eh =) How are things lately?
elena
posted on Thursday, Jun 18, 2009 11:50AM [Report]

whats the meaning of "whats up"
Scared by the dark atmosphere?
or scared by i am look different?
HHAHahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
what what's up
what's up boom~
lalaaaa~my holiday is start~
Yes_Tom
posted on Wednesday, Jun 17, 2009 3:27PM [Report]

Thanks boon! =)
Paolo Ongkeko
posted on Tuesday, Jun 16, 2009 7:29PM [Report]

thanks for the welcome man!

hahah is that wall street fighter vid yours?

pretty hilarious stuff, I made a lil videogame video myself a few months ago. i filmed SF for it too but haven't had time to edit it yet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsfcuPqUVTI
MindyG
posted on Tuesday, Jun 16, 2009 4:36PM [Report]

Aha! Minnie suit looks good on u too : P
but it must be Minnie in Bikini ...
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Boon (aka King Kong Khoo) was born into poverty in the rural village of Dog Meat Taiwan, and is truly a story of rags to riches. From the beginning, Boon had a difficult childhood...
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Boon (aka King Kong Khoo) was born into poverty in the rural village of Dog Meat Taiwan, and is truly a story of rags to riches. From the beginning, Boon had a difficult childhood. His parents, trying to make ends meet, became Chinese acrobats and Boon was thrust into the circus at a very tender age. His mom was a plate spinner, his dad a human contortionist known as the Pai Gow Pretzel. Boon became a master of Chi and soon grew to be the headlining act for the circus. People came from near and far to see Wonder Weeny, the boy who could pull a busload of people with his privates.

But with all his fame and fortune came drugs, sex, and alcohol. Boon found himself spinning out of control like the plates on his mother's head. He withdrew from the fast paced life of the circus and into the world of entrapreneurship. He opened a modest business manufacturing Chinese finger cuffs. To no surprise it grew into a multi-billion dollar empire, as he became the sole supplier of Chinese finger cuffs to the world.

Boon had truly made it. Everything he touched turned to gold. Once again Boon found himself in the limelight, flying around the globe in his private jet "Finger Force 1", giving lectures at prestigious universities on finger cuffs. Even appearing of the cover of Finger Cuff Weekly while giving the finger.

But once again, tragedy struck. One cold December night would change his life forever. Sitting at home alone, Boon attempted to perform the most dangerous and often fatal of all finger cuff maneuvers, the "Stucky Stucky You Won't Be So Lucky", where one inserts all ten fingers into the finger cuff simultaneously. Even an escape artist such as Houdini could not withstand the finger cuff's mighty hold. Two days later, Boon's fingers had to be amputated and all his dreams and hopes became like the stubs on his hands that had no fingers and were stubs. Then he became a web designer.

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