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  • Holy Moley Revisited

    Wednesday, Jul 16, 2008 12:13PM / Members only



    I think with my new mole I kinda look like Miss Monroe. Happy burfday Mr. President....

  • How fast is your food?

    Tuesday, Jul 15, 2008 4:59PM / Members only



    I was having a chat with a coworker today and was wondering which fast food chain really is the fastest? Out of the ones in Hong Kong, we came to the conclusion that the fastest is, drum roll please....

    #1. Yoshinoyas (they scoop it from a cauldron, yay!)
    #2. KFC
    #3. Mc Donalds
    #4. Burger King


    Oh and here's my order of which fast food joint will kill you the fastest

    #1. KFC
    #2. Micky D's
    #3. Burger King
    #4. Yoshinoyas


    What do you all think is the fastest of the fast foods?

  • Holy Moley Guacamole

    Monday, Jul 14, 2008 6:58PM / Members only



    I was just wondering, do you think girls with mustaches know that they have mustaches? If they do, why don't they shave them. Just so you ladies don't think I'm picking on you, why don't men with long hairs growing out of their moles shave those suckers. Is it the source of their power? Is it considered good luck?  At least braid it or something. Somebody shed some light on this phenomenon.
  • Really cool video

    Wednesday, Jul 2, 2008 12:18PM / Members only

    Here's some info about the guy in the video that I pulled from his website.


    Matt is a 31-year-old deadbeat from Connecticut who used to think that all he ever wanted to do in life was make and play videogames. Matt achieved this goal pretty early and enjoyed it for a while, but eventually realized there might be other stuff he was missing out on. In February of 2003, he quit his job in Brisbane, Australia and used the money he'd saved to wander around Asia until it ran out. He made this site so he could keep his family and friends updated about where he is.

    A few months into his trip, a travel buddy gave Matt an idea. They were standing around taking pictures in Hanoi, and his friend said "Hey, why don't you stand over there and do that dance. I'll record it." He was referring to a particular dance Matt does. It's actually the only dance Matt does. He does it badly. Anyway, this turned out to be a very good idea.

    A couple years later, someone found the video online and passed it to someone else, who passed it to someone else, and so on. Now Matt is quasi-famous as "That guy who dances on the internet. No, not that guy. The other one. No, not him either. I'll send you the link. It's funny."

    The response to the first video brought Matt to the attention of the nice people at Stride gum. They asked Matt if he'd be interested in taking another trip around the world to make a new video. Matt asked if they'd be paying for it. They said yes. Matt thought this sounded like another very good idea.

    In 2006, Matt took a 6 month trip through 39 countries on all 7 continents. In that time, he danced a great deal.

    The second video made Matt even more quasi-famous. In fact, for a brief period in July, he was semi-famous.

    Things settled down again, and then in 2007 Matt went back to Stride with another idea. He realized his bad dancing wasn't actually all that interesting, and that other people were much better at being bad at it. He showed them his inbox, which, as a result of his semi-famousness, was overflowing with emails from all over the planet. He told them he wanted to travel around the world one more time and invite the people who'd written him to come out and dance too.

    The Stride people thought that sounded like yet another very good idea, so they let him do it. And he did. And now it's done. And he hopes you like it.

    Matt lives in Seattle, Washington with his girlfriend, Melissa, and dog, Sydney. He hasn't had a real job since Stride called him up. Matt doesn't mind working, but he doesn't much care for having to show up at the same place every day.

    Matt is not rich. Matt also doesn't have some magical secret for traveling cheaply. He does it pretty much the same way everybody else does.

    Matt thinks Americans need to travel abroad more.

    Matt was a very poor student and never went to college. When he got older, he was pleased to discover that no one actually cares. Matt doesn't want to imply that college is bad or anything. He's just saying is all. There's other ways to fill your head.

    Matt is left-handed.

    When Matt was younger, he could hang seven spoons on his face at once. Sadly, puberty made Matt's face less conducive to spoon-hanging.

    Matt's Xbox Live screen name is BadDancer. He plays a lot of Rock Band.

    Matt has a little piece of extra cartilage sticking out on the rim of one ear and a little hole in the same place on the other ear. Since saying so on this page, he's been informed that the extra piece of cartilage is called a Darwinian Tubercle. Matt thinks this is pretty much the greatest name for anything ever.

    Matt has never lost a staring contest.


  • Don't try this at work

    Tuesday, Jun 17, 2008 1:47AM / Members only

    Oh, how lovely. I just tried to go to facebook and I typed in faecbook.com instead, by mistake, and it goes to porn!! Those bastards!! ( I was secretly pleasantly surprised). I bet those guys get a ton of hits because of that typo.  Pretty smart though, why didn't i think of it first, damn!!

    That just got the ol hamster runnin. I think AnD should buy all the possible typo combinations of urls of all the major sites and have them redirect to our site. Wouldn't it be rad if Yaoho, Goolge, or better yet, Brintteyspears.com went to AnD? I bet our traffic would go through the roof.
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  • posted on Friday, Jul 18, 2008 9:44PM  [Report]
    No matter how ~ very happily does know you!
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    posted on Friday, Jul 18, 2008 7:55PM  [Report]
    hope you're practicing your puzzle fighting...

  • posted on Thursday, Jul 17, 2008 3:12AM  [Report]
    i keep trying but can't seem to get it past five inches....darn~ we'll just have to wait and see

  • posted on Thursday, Jul 17, 2008 12:16AM  [Report]
    Hi Boon, how have you been? Yup, that white pissed off cat is me in my natural habitat :-)
    So, how do you enjoy having your party buddy Dax there?

  • posted on Wednesday, Jul 16, 2008 4:37PM  [Report]
    Oh but a lot healthier than many, many other normal dishes. They usually use a lot of salad and only beef or chicken meat.

  • posted on Wednesday, Jul 16, 2008 3:19PM  [Report]
    Boon,
    this is a good example:
    http://static.twoday.net/BielefelderFlaneure/images/doener.jpg
    I think they are really tasty and a lot healthier than those stuff offered by these fastfood chains.

  • posted on Wednesday, Jul 16, 2008 12:26PM  [Report]
    Hi Boon!

  • posted on Tuesday, Jul 15, 2008 6:32PM  [Report]
    A 'stache and a unibrow. Meow, ssss.

    You really make me laugh.

  • posted on Tuesday, Jul 15, 2008 2:07PM  [Report]
    yep yep, gorgeous and sexy like Marylin Monroe... hehee... ;) so do you have that famous pose? ;)

  • posted on Tuesday, Jul 15, 2008 1:37PM  [Report]
    You're gorgeous babe, and yes I no likey the fake mole...haha...I have a Cindy Crawford one just above my lip......lol.
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