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  • 12:34:56 07/08/09

    Friday, Aug 7, 2009 12:01PM / Members only

    Today would be a special day with a special moment it happen 20 years ago and now it's coming again 20 years ago the number was 01:23:45 06/07/89 and today its 12:34:56 07/08/09 aren't it special? 123456789 all in a day's timeline... hahaha... 20 years ago i didn't get to celebrate but today.. wakaka... it's an honour...

                                                       

  • It's hard to face life when you don't know what the other party is thinking...

    Wednesday, Aug 5, 2009 4:49PM / Members only

    LOST!
  • Received a funny e-mail

    Sunday, Aug 2, 2009 10:24PM / Members only

    Got an e-mail about the malaysian english versus the british english

     
    Who says Malaysia English is teruk(bad)? Just read below - It is simple, short, concise, straight-to-the-point, effective etc.

     WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
     
    Britons: I'm sorry, sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.

     Malaysians: No stock.
     
    RETURNING A CALL
     Britons:Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone call for me a few moments ago?

     Malaysians: Hello, who call?

     ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
     Britons:Excuse me, I would like to get by. Would you please make way?

     Malaysians:
    S-kew me.

     WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY 
    Britons:
     Hey! Put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
     
    Malaysians: No need lah.

     WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
     Britons:
     Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
     
    Malaysians:(pointing at the door) Can ah?

     WHEN ENTERTAINING
     Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
     
    Malaysians:No need shy shy one lah!

     WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE 
    Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
     
    Malaysians: Where got?
     
    WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
     Britons: I would prefer not to do that, if you don't mind. 
     
    Malaysians: Don't want lah. 

    IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
    Britons: Err...Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue. 
     
    Malaysians: You mad ah? 

    WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
    Britons:
     Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice? I'm trying to concentrate over here.

     Malaysians:Shut up lah! 
     
    WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU..
     Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for sometime. Do I know you?
      
    Malaysians:See what, see what?
     
    WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION. 
    Britons:We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment..
     
    Malaysians: Die lah!!
     
    WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
    Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened? 

    Malaysians: What happened ah? Why like that one lah?
     
    WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
     Britons: This isn't the way to do it. Here, let me show you.
      
    Malaysians: Like that also don't know how to do!
     
    WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
     Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me?
     
    Malaysians: Celaka you!

    *This is only meant for laughter... 

  • Saw Something

    Monday, Jul 20, 2009 2:33PM / Members only

    Intresting...

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