RT @chrisbrogan: Go to bed. Lack of sleep is killing you. Science says!- https://t.co/fnkVCOteDs

RT @bengrubb: Oh god. 'No' same-sex marriage campaign is gonna robocall millions.

https://t.co/aqev1z5A5V

Really hungry now - I can’t wait for the wifey to return with the maccas.

RT @lauraewaddell: 140 character twitter vs 280 character twitter https://t.co/6FHyHgGSxQ

O.H. my 7yo playing with his cousin: “…someone accidentally erased his memory - now he will have to be turned into a robot….”

Is anyone out there an expert in electrical engineering?

RT @jpbrammer: some skater teens just called me gay which sucks because now I have to learn to blade in an 80s montage and defeat them at t…

Cutting some great coed with the Foo Fighters pumped to the max in the office. Coincidence? I think not.

Doing my fortnightly invoicing; One of these days I am really going to have to write my own mini-Xero.

RT @BBAnimals: The world's oldest cat, who is 31, looks exactly how I expect the world's oldest cat to look. Sick of your shit https://t.co…