I just failed a captcha test (twice!), and now I’m starting to doubt whether I’m actually human.

@DragonKid90 @LaloGarx Awesome- do you know where I could see a clip of it? I’d love to see it！?

The real CSIs do cool things with cool toys like this: https://t.co/Vf3I7wBtgm

The great thing about the loud music they play @BarrysBootcamp is that no one can hear me whimpering in agony.

Our place is almost ready and I’m so grateful to be able to share it with you @islamarajaw ????‍♂️Siargao Island, P… https://t.co/dmzEOklWa2

RT @levistahl: Been thinking about this guy all day. He knows the tux can’t hide the fact that this spokescat job is beneath him. https://t…

RT @BoringEnormous: "just get in the car, Sandra, I'll explain on the way" https://t.co/UdZPRDq6H7

RT @Mr_DrinksOnMe: I dropped a box of spaghetti on the ground and accidentally graduated from Art School. https://t.co/X8NdjG6vdY

I miss the years when days crawled by...

The shinbone is a device used for finding furniture in a dark room.