I know I’m in cocoon mode but I had to say something.
So Pork Chop’s dad wrote a new blog entry with musings on HSM 3. He included a few plot spoilers, one which literally made me gasp. Pork Chop’s Dad’s article here READ IT! IT’S GREAT!
Pork Chop’s Papa writes:
In the end, Troy surprises everybody and decides to go to UC Berkeley, where he can play basketball and do theater.
OH MY GAWD! TROY IS GONNA GO TO MY ALMA MATER! AND HE’S GONNA STUDY WHAT I STUDIED! AB-O FAB-O!

So obviously I am happy. And let me tell you why.
I am happy to see the performing arts at Cal finally get highlighted. For years, it’s been the Engineers like Mr. William “She Bangs” Hung, and the Ethnic Studies/Environmental Science stoners, who are always a fixture on “News of the Absurd”, who were hogging the pop culture attention. And it’s not that we haven’t had a few winners coming out of our school. Harry Hamlin of “Clash of the Titians” fame, Chris Pine of “The Princess Diaries” and soon to be the new William Shatner, John “Harold” Cho and soon to be the new and straight (for now) George Takei and of course, Me ( I kid).
And you would think I would be concerned that Zac Efron and his “Troy” is the new symbol of a true Cal Bears student but no.
I am actually most concerned about the explosion of “over-clocked” sex hormones that will be unleashed on campus when Disney oh excuse me, Miramax Films, since we are entering into edgier territory, shoots the rebranded “Continuing Education School Musical: Troy’s Transformation” and the protests that will ensue on Sproul Hall when the plot line where Troy sleeps with his theater professor, played by Harry Hamlin of course, is leaked by Pork Chop’s Dad as he sinisterly clicks on the “publish blog” button with an evil chuckle and safely drinks his organic white tea in comfy Southern California.
Hopefully the super collision of highly charged emotions won’t agitate the fault line that runs through the Colliseum. Then again, we seriously do need a new football stadium…
So mucho good times ahead for my darling UC Berkeley. No more picket signs in front of the Telegraph B of A saying “Hell No We Won’t Pay! No more ATM Fees”. We’ve graduated to more important matters…
A few picket sign suggestions for you all cuz I’ll be comfortably watching the protests on the tube from So Cal as well. Prolly at Pork Chop’s place.
“Let Troy make out with a boy!”
“Troy is Gay! Go East Bay!”
“Troy “Twink” Bolton is a Cal “Bears” lover!”