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  • The Cable Guy's Awesome

    Thursday, Sep 4, 2008 2:37AM / Standard Entry / Members only
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    The cable guy just came and spent 4 hours installing the cable and internet. At one point, while waiting for things to set up, the cable guy and I sat around and watched some day time tv talk shows. There's nothing like shouting at the tv with your cable guy:

    "OH GIRL, you should've closed your legs!"

     "RUN BOY RUN LIKE THE WIND! THE KID AIN"T YOURS!"

    "Do you really think he's going to get back with you after you slept with 2 guys?"

    "How much can a paternity test cost?"

    "That's that Californian love for you"

    "I'm a cable guy and we NEVER work late".


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  • marbel
    marbel 
    posted on Friday, Sep 5, 2008 2:05AM [Report]
    i like the last one. tell tom he needs to switch jobs =)
  • rottendoubt
    rottendoubt 
    posted on Thursday, Sep 4, 2008 1:06PM [Report]
    hahah sounds pretty cool.  was he cute?  =P
  • Etchy
    Etchy 
    posted on Thursday, Sep 4, 2008 2:48AM [Report]
    those were things you were shouting or he was shouting?

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