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Reasons Why I Watch the Olympics
Sunday, Aug 17, 2008 5:14AM / Standard Entry / Members only
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The BF and I have been obsessed with watching the Olympics every night. And by the The BF and I, I mean that I watch the Olympics and The BF has no other choice to. But c'mon, this Michael Phelps guy is AMAZING. And the women's gymnastics? Holy crap, the Chinese babies are freaken amazing!

Here are my recaps about how the Olympics are strangely appealing.

1. The Acceptable Crotch Shot:

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How horrifying is this picture??? Oh girl, you won a gold and you made the news... but this is the picture they put up for you...

2. Michael Phelps or Harvey Dent?

I have a massive cougar like crush on Michael Phelps. But only when he's IN water, esp after he's already kicked some French ass. All these cougar thoughts come into my head until his profile picture pops up and he does that gawky smile that reels me back into reality... Michael Phelps looks like a DOOFUS. It's like a rollarcoaster of emotions between this glistening abercrombie model and then his doofusness............... Is it a case of Dr. Hotness and Mr. WHATTHEHELLZ? Me thinks so.

3. Who's going to get the "Runs" next?

It's not just the Olympic athlethes who are running. Every morning, one of the hosts of the Today show gets a "stomach virus" which really means that they got the shits. I mean, c'mon, you can't even drink the water in China.. OF COURSE they're going to get the runs. Hell, even Michael Phelps had a "stomach virus"... although he went on to break a new world record right afer (stay out of the pool everyone). Matt Lauer had a stomach virus and, recently, Ann Curry looked like she wasn't feeling so hot. I don't know if Al's been spending all his time on the throne yet, but I've seen him eating some of the street food... Courageous -- and tasty(!), but it's def a one way ticket to the worshipping pepto bismo. Meredith, you're next girl.

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rottendoubt
posted on Monday, Aug 18, 2008 2:38PM [Report]

ya ... i'm sure a TON of folks got some runs at the olympics...
msJubi
posted on Monday, Aug 18, 2008 9:41AM [Report]

I agree, Phelps is talented and so hot only when he's in the water competing after that he's like little boy.
Etchy
posted on Monday, Aug 18, 2008 12:54AM [Report]

every day can be a D-day...