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    Saturday, Aug 16, 2008 5:07AM / Standard Entry

      Ladies and Gents...Ms.Alice Tzeng:

      First time I saw her was in Jay Chou's movie Secret.  She did an absolutely spanktastic job!  To me, she completely stole the show.  She also appeared in Van's music video Let Go:


    Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=is45vtZhAEs


     

     Well, I scored big this time.  I had the pleasure to work with this fine young actress in her up-coming movie.  She's a natural at doing her thang, but the most I enjoy about her is her work ethics, personality, and..uh..um...she's just straight up hawt!   Check out the trailer:


    Video:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBkyoWq40VU&feature=related

     

      These past few days, we've been doing a lot of promotion for this movie.  Today, we had a long, but great day at work....at least I know I did.   :

     

     

      After work...found this cute fella hangin' on the door:

     

     

      Look out for more of Alice's work, y'all.  I'm having dinner with her and the movie crew tomorrow.  I'm gonna do my very best to yoink her into our spanktabulous AnD family  .

     

     

     

    nimal


  • Some Crazy Shit
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    Thursday, Aug 14, 2008 5:26AM / Standard Entry

    When I was a little turd, my Mom took me to see my first action movie...

     

    This movie changed my life...

     

      My childhood idol: Mr. Jackie Chan.  Project A was the first HK action movie that I saw.  I've watched every single Jackie movie that ever came out.  After every movie, I would go out in the back yard and just imitate all his moves.  I would do some crazy shit...like split my head by tryin' to do a back-flip, jumpin' off from the second floor, and more head split-age from doin' stuff a normal kid wouldn't do..usually...I think.    What can I say.  I'm a huge fan.

     

      To be honest, I've never thought of becoming an actor...ever.  I'm talkin' job-wise.  I've always wanted to be a cop, FBI agent/sniper, a lottery winner.  You know, shit like that.  However, crazy shit just happens.  Somehow I stumbled into this industry...and amazingly...everything I did as a kid all came in handy. 

     

      Folks, hope you'll enjoy these hehind-the-scene clips from New Police Story:

     

     

    Jackie teachin' me stuff:


    Video:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEBpGU_f7DY

    Go time:
    Video:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1DHufJw8UI

     

     

    Just havin' fun while we work:


    Video:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kOjhvTcAIs


    Video:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcQ_OLkyN5s


    Video:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3rs39bTjmk


    Video:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwZNjPLG9-Y

     

     

    Besides Jackie, it was a great pleasure to team up with these guys...

    The AnD Bad Boyz:

     

     

    Terence and I just doin' our thang:


    Video:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRKu8n_EV0I

     

     

    Hate it When I Cry:

     

     

    I hate huge Lego dinosaurs:


    Video:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faBnsq0cpwY

    (Yes. That's my skull.)

     

     

     

      Crazy shit, huh?  Still splittin' my head...and I did sorta won the lottery.  I worked with Jackie Chan.  My childhood idol. 

     

     

     

     

    nimal

     


  • Gotcha, Bitch!
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    Friday, Aug 8, 2008 1:06AM / Standard Entry

      Surprise, surprise.  I really don't need to explain to y'all about the Hong Kong paparazzi, but I have a story I'd like to share with you guys.  Before you read on, please check out Rozy's latest blog.   

     

      Here they are, Folks.  The so-called FBI (Fuckface and Bitchass Incorporated):

     

      I remember that day clearly.  Rozy, Race, Daph, and I were all enjoyin' our day-off by exploring Bangkok.  All of a sudden, Daphinator spots two Hong Kong reporters coming out of a Ping Pong Show called:

        Fuckface and Bitchass came out with the biggest, ugliest smile on their mug.  I was very curious of why they were so happy.  I wanted to go ask, but Daph told me not to.  So...I did my annoying dance that I learned from Phil:

     

      Within seconds, Daph takes off to go get the scoop for me:

     

      After a few minutes, Daph told me stuff:

     

      They told Daph this..."We just won the Ping Pong Show championship!  We were the only male contestants, but we kicked ass!  We were so unhappy with our job because we suck at it.  We just know how to take pictures of celebs and write a bunch of non-sense.  But I think we're gonna make it big from now on.  We're so cool!".   

      I laughed my ass off and started to take pictures of them.  I want to make sure they do make it big:

     

      After a couple of shots, Bitchass got all pissy-faced at me.  I guess it's cool for them to take pictures of us and write crap, but not vice versa.  Oh well...like I give a flyin' fuck. 

     

    Reporting from Bangkok,

    nimal

     

     

     

    Oh..almost forgot.  I have 5 things to say  to the so-called FBI:

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    Dear FBI,

      I really hope you're reading this.  Remember you asked me why I wanted to take pictures of you 2 clowns?  Because I knew tools like you 2 are gonna go back to Hong Kong and write a bunch of bullshit.  "I will write good things about you guys" my ass.  Don't ever come up to me all polite, shake my hand, and call me Mr. On again.  You'll most likely end up with a few broken phalanges.  Now go out there and be somebody!

    Yours Truly,

    Andy On 


  • New Boy Band
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    Monday, Aug 4, 2008 7:55PM / Standard Entry

      First of all, I'd like to thank biggie to the AnD crew for puttin' up the music thingy on my site.  Thanks, Patrick and Mark!    Last but not least, I want to thank Van for draggin' my ass to Singapore to meet this crazy mofo.  Nothin' but love, homie.

     

      Alrighty.  This one goes out to Mr. Terry Tye Lee (aka. The Dove, Sexy Beast of a Man, Peacock, Dovecock, The Future, etc.).  See for yo'self:

    The above picture is called the "Girl~I'll Buckle Yo' Knees" pose. 

     

      Terry is one of the most kind hearted, interestin', talented, funniest mofos that I know.  We hit it off right from the start.  All I gotta say is...this mofo cracks me up.  I can say all the good things in the world about Terry, but if you ever get the chance to bump into him....you'll know exactly what I'm talkin' about. 

      The 2 songs on my page were done by Terry.  This is how it all happened...I think.  One day, back in Taipei, Terry woke my ass up at 4pm to go to his house and help him with some demos.   So..I got dressed, bought some...actually a lot of beer over to his house, and we started makin' tracks..right in his apartment.  Homeboy threw me a headphone and a mic, picked a track that he created, and started writtin' lyrics.  It was just good times   .  For those 3-4 days, Terry made me felt like a real singer.  Like a rock star.  But I think I should give some credit to the liquid courage: beer.  I don't know about Terry, but I was drunk as fuck for 3 days recordin' these 2 songs.  We actually created 4, but these 2 are my favorite.  All in all, Terry is a badass mofo with a heart like a dove lookin' for a peace of ass.   Did that make sense? 

      Oh, btw, I would like to be the first to announce a possible new boy band.  That's right.  It will be called: Birds of Prey .  Featuring: The Dove, The Eagle, The Penguin, The Falcon (Gabe), The Condor (me), The Hawk (Dave), The Crow, and The Owl

    Above: The Dove, The Eagle, The Falcon, and The Turkey...I mean...The Chicken..wait..uh..Oh.. The Owl.  Yeah. That's it....

       I heart you, Terry Tye Lee!  I heart Chynahouse!

     

     

    nimal


  • Just One of 'em Days...
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    Tuesday, Jul 1, 2008 4:24PM / Standard Entry

    Hi, Folks!

       I have a story....and here goes....

    Beautiful morning....on my day-off.  What to do??  Breakfast first!!

     

    There.  2 food groups. Perfect.

     

    I guess I'll go walk around now....and see some stuff...

    Nice stuff, huh?

    ....then I turn my head...

    "......."

    "................"

    "W....

    T....

    F?"

    "................"

    If only I had a bike.....

    As I walk away to go buy a bike...I hear, "Oie! Come the bloody 'ell over here, you wanker!" Next thing I know....

    Appearently Stormtroopers in London have recruited Ewoks...to work together in front of a Japanese restaurant... "Han? Chewie? Mr. Ng? Yoda? Little help here?" (Where the fuck is a Jedi when you need one?)

    They forced me to drink beer.  I was so scared...as you can see from my expression.  But then I remembered....

    I love beer!

    See how happy I am now? See? 

    Drunk Ewok Stormtroopers are fun.  They were nice enough to show me their private stash.

    Me: "Holy yummy......."  

    Liver: "Don't do it. Please. I beg you..."

    Me: "Shut up, Liver!"

     

    Should've listened to my liver...because I got drunk and started doing math...

     

    Pretty Tuna Sashimi +

    An assload of Wasabi =

    A bloody nose....

    ...and a laughin' sushi chef. Mr. Suki San.

     

    After an amazing day (and sobering up.)...what better way to end the night by partyin' with these 2 badass legends:

    Mr. Ken Watanabe

    Mr. Benny "The Jet" Urquidez

     

    The End

     

     

    nimal


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