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  • HEADSHOT BY: PHILIP NG

    My Music :
    All demos produced by TERRY TYE LEE
    -One Minute
    -One Minute feat. Van and Terry
    -Hate it When I Cry
    -Like a Dirty Movie

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demo_(music)



    <我愛的人都讓我傷心> "Heartbreaker"
    OST from <親愛的> "Forgive or Forget"
    Produced by Gold Label




    Hi, Party People!
    I hope y'all have a great day. Health and happiness, to the max...all the way.


    d^ ^b

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  • Just One of 'em Days...
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    Tuesday, Jul 1, 2008 4:24PM / Standard Entry / Members only
    116 comments

    Hi, Folks!

       I have a story....and here goes....

    Beautiful morning....on my day-off.  What to do??  Breakfast first!!

     

    There.  2 food groups. Perfect.

     

    I guess I'll go walk around now....and see some stuff...

    Nice stuff, huh?

    ....then I turn my head...

    "......."

    "................"

    "W....

    T....

    F?"

    "................"

    If only I had a bike.....

    As I walk away to go buy a bike...I hear, "Oie! Come the bloody 'ell over here, you wanker!" Next thing I know....

    Appearently Stormtroopers in London have recruited Ewoks...to work together in front of a Japanese restaurant... "Han? Chewie? Mr. Ng? Yoda? Little help here?" (Where the fuck is a Jedi when you need one?)

    They forced me to drink beer.  I was so scared...as you can see from my expression.  But then I remembered....

    I love beer!

    See how happy I am now? See? 

    Drunk Ewok Stormtroopers are fun.  They were nice enough to show me their private stash.

    Me: "Holy yummy......."  

    Liver: "Don't do it. Please. I beg you..."

    Me: "Shut up, Liver!"

     

    Should've listened to my liver...because I got drunk and started doing math...

     

    Pretty Tuna Sashimi +

    An assload of Wasabi =

    A bloody nose....

    ...and a laughin' sushi chef. Mr. Suki San.

     

    After an amazing day (and sobering up.)...what better way to end the night by partyin' with these 2 badass legends:

    Mr. Ken Watanabe

    Mr. Benny "The Jet" Urquidez

     

    The End

     

     

    nimal

Entry comments (116)

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  • 4eVeRdAyDrEaMeR
    posted on Sunday, Aug 24, 2008 10:04AM [Report]
    Wow... Amazing Pics....sooo Beautiful man.... =.= ... there some  funny one too hahaha.... ;D
  • shuangjia_123
    posted on Tuesday, Aug 12, 2008 3:34PM [Report]
    吃芥末眞的可以流鼻血嗎??
  • stormy1
    posted on Friday, Aug 8, 2008 11:19AM [Report]
    Another shot of heaven.
    KIM
  • MissScarlett
    posted on Thursday, Aug 7, 2008 10:50AM [Report]
    Apparently, you walk into this: http://www.worldnakedbikeride.org/
  • stormy1
    posted on Tuesday, Aug 5, 2008 5:20AM [Report]
    What was this?
    Or do you want to know?
    (LOL)
  • stormy1
    posted on Tuesday, Aug 5, 2008 5:17AM [Report]
    I've done the whole wasabi thing before.In my Naivity I thought it was avocado. I'll never do that again(LOL!)
    KIM
  • spoiled
    posted on Saturday, Aug 2, 2008 6:03PM [Report]
    Whoah. Naked people on bicycles :))

    Hilarious! Haha. You wanna join them? haha.
  • fhum
    posted on Thursday, Jul 31, 2008 8:29PM [Report]
    naked people on bikes... O_O ahahaha!

    i had fun reading this entry. i like the way you made a story out of the pictures. it's not a unique idea but it's still creative ^-^

    and...

    KEN WATANABE!!! ahahaha! =P
  • JustKelly
    posted on Tuesday, Jul 29, 2008 4:05PM [Report]
    OMG!!  They're Naked!!!
  • JustKelly
    posted on Tuesday, Jul 29, 2008 4:04PM [Report]
    Breakfast of Champions :)
  • lc
    posted on Tuesday, Jul 29, 2008 1:29PM [Report]
    LOL
    NOse Bleed?!!! CRAzy!!!
  • stonewang
    posted on Monday, Jul 28, 2008 9:08PM [Report]
    好久没有更新了哦~~~加油哦~
  • zhouxiaofei
    Official artist
    posted on Monday, Jul 28, 2008 2:30PM [Report]
    非常喜欢看你博客的感觉,带着我走完美妙的一天!心情也跟着美妙起来!
  • BingEr
    posted on Saturday, Jul 26, 2008 4:38PM [Report]
    我是新加入的
    很喜欢你的戏
    你吃东西怎么还像个小男孩啊
    那么多芥末当然会受不了啦
    要爱惜自己的身体哦
    顺便说一下我也是金牛座的
    你身上的金牛坐标志纹身很酷很适合你呢
    加油吧
  • Dreamy
    posted on Wednesday, Jul 23, 2008 9:54PM [Report]
    nice.. beer for breakfast?
  • cicivita
    posted on Wednesday, Jul 23, 2008 2:27PM [Report]
    真的很有意思的一天
    佩服!有创意!
  • amdadn
    posted on Wednesday, Jul 23, 2008 1:07PM [Report]
    這個,,,講故事的風格,,,和我有的一拼哎
  • amdadn
    posted on Wednesday, Jul 23, 2008 1:05PM [Report]
    ............lame....
    但是很可愛。哈。。
  • sararuvi_spain
    posted on Tuesday, Jul 22, 2008 10:30PM [Report]
    Hahahaa that's so funny!!
    We want more~~~~~~~~~~
  • Ebichu
    posted on Sunday, Jul 20, 2008 11:25AM [Report]
    hahaha..hilarious blog!!! reminds of me and my sushi sify were bored at times and used to compete who would win by eating the most"pinky finger thick" wasabi on a sashami slice...
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