We are all fake

 I needed to blog about this...it was too...shocking, to use a nice word.

 A guy in the shoutbox appeared with a single sentence "Are there any cute artists girls in here?"

 Of course everybody in the shoutbox started telling him how wrong was he to go into this site looking for girls, this is not a dating place, etc.

 We all seemed to agree, untill certain guy in the SB started befriending him, gave him his phone number and gave him and advice. It was something like: If you want to get girls here, you need to play the nice and funny guy for a while, if not girls ignore you.

 That was too much for my brain, I needd to get deeper into this new meaning of life, this new shiny path I was being leaded through.

 And this certain guy told me that everybody actually did that, we are all fakers who just look for guys/girls in this site.

 How wrong am I? Two years in this site and I didn't get a single girl!!! What am I doing wrong?
 Oh wait, I am not looking for gilrs here....

 So, when I asked him what was next, since he already addmited he was faking to be someone else in here only to get girls, he just told me that was none of my business.

 Then I tried using a metaphor, saying this looked like one of this evil guys in old spies movies, telling the whole plan to the good guy in the last moment. But it seems metaphors are a bit too high for some people, and he proceeded to ask if I thought I was the good guy...

Anyways, now u all know, stop being yourselves!! stop having real relationships!!! Come on the SB and fake to be someone else only to get an online relationship with someone u may never see in your life!!

 PS: actually, ladies beware, this guy is usually in the shoutbox, and I am not giving names, coz I am a gentlemen (and because it's funnier this way), but after tonight, I think everytime he's there, it will be soooooo ōbvious =P

 ta-daaaa

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