My Breaking Bad moment... Walter White would be proud...

Dun judge me!!!... Not like I have a choice of other café in this airport...

Interrogating a drug dealer in an ice cold pool? Nah... Da pool's temperature is warm as fresh urine, which dangerously courts my bladder to activate. Those fake ice cubes are made out of hardened gel...

Though I've gone almost cold turkey on cigarettes since I started Vaping over a year ago, I've always had a thing for China's premium cigarettes. They've long mastered the art of roasting tobacco... Da robustness of its flavour easily replaces cigars in pairing with coffee... Da fact dat cigars aren't meant for inhaling gives these roasted cigarettes an advantage over cigars in pairing with coffee...

This lighter screams Roller Skating in a glittery 70s club to Gloria Gaynor's I Will Survive! This little grocery shop in Shen Zhen left me no choice, it's the only stock of windproof lighters they have... Now let's find a purse dat goes with this...

Da chauffeur who picked me up at Shen Zhen airport offered this interesting little slim fag (Yes, I'm British all of a sudden... ?) dat packs more punch than it looks... Da ciggie brand literally reads Tea Flower...

Waiting on an ungodly hour flight to Shen Zhen at The Loaf in KLIA2... This was a Tuna Oyaki, Green Tea Oyaki and Lemon Cream Cheese Oyaki combo but I ate da Lemon Cream Cheese Oyaki before social media crossed me mind... These are mighty delish!!!!...

Watching da live action series of THE FLASH is like smelling my own earwax on my finger;

It's so Bad but I Can't Stop!

There are great moments throughout, or I wouldn't have gotten stupidly stuck to it otherwise, but da gag reflex triggering, eyeroll inducing parts are da naggy and preachy melodrama dat I suspect were exclusively written by all da shitty and dumb Hong Kong TVB script writers.

Lesson learned: Rotten Tomatoes ratings has very little credibility...

Hahahahahahahahahah... Hilarious!!!...

When a genius gets bored... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...