I haven been updating my blog recently, but i will do so soon AGAIN!
Here is a quick interesting post!
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“20 REASONS WHY A SAUSAGE IS BETTER THAN A MAN“
1. You don’t have to please a sausage all night long.
2. Sausage stains wash out.
3. A frigid sausage is also a good sausage.
4. Your sausage will always wait for you in the car while you go shopping.
5. When your sausage goes cold, you can always warm it up.
6. A sausage is alway hard.
7. A sausage never get jealous when you put another sausage in your mouth.
8. Sausage don’t smell like stale pork.
9. Sausage skin comes off without a fight.
10. If you have a headache, you don’t have to please a sausage.
11. You can have 2 sausages at one time.
12. A sausage won’t get upset if you come home with another sausage.
13. A sausage slips in your mouth easily
14. Sausage size doesn’t count.
15. You can share sausages with friends.
16. You always know if you’re the first one to taste a sausage.
17. A sausage can last all night long.
18. Sausages are not chauvinist pigs.
19. You can have a sausage in public.
20. Sausages don’t care who comes first.
One of my friend send me this equation on MSN 2 years ago, i was browsing and reminiscing some old photos which i took years ago, during my secondary school years... It was great memories... Especially the badminton days...
I saw this photo, with the title "Study=Fail.jpg", and i open it....
Take a look!
Its a equation that make sense! It was from my good friend, she is away in australia now for her studies.
二零零八年出道以来,苏永杰凭着刻苦耐劳的精神,在短短一年之内便已经为多项影视制作担任监制,编剧和撰稿。他的一些作品包括了:电影影片《悔意 The Release》,纪录剧《青涩部落格 My Story My World》,纪录剧《青涩部落格2 My Story My World 2》,综艺资讯节目《妙手铁厨 Man vs Machine》,医学指导短片《中央静脉导管》,等等。其中他所编写的一部电影剧本《红子 Red Numbers》被新加坡媒体管理局(Media Development Authority)授予剧本撰写资助计划(Feature Script Development Grant)。除了影视制作之外,他也热爱音乐,喜欢在空闲之余弹唱吉他,放松心情,享受音乐所带来的乐趣。与此同时,他也全面往音乐界发展,并为歌曲作词。
目前,苏永杰就读于淡马锡设计学院(Temasek Design School)修读移动画影大专文凭(Diploma in Moving Images)主修电视/电影制作学(Television/ Film Productions)。
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