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  • Hi, I m Xu Xu just few months old. love me, hate me... I am all urs.

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  • FAT PORK CHOP?

    Friday, Aug 29, 2008 2:43AM / Standard Entry / Members only

    For some reason I became a transexual. Mum used to call me Xu Xu my cute little boy, now she claims I need a diet cause I am female? Since when am I a female? Hey did anybody asked my permission before changing my sexuality? Anybody cares about my hamster little heart?

    But I will not complain much as mum spoils me just as much and now I have a good excuse to be a BITCH!gagagagaga, are you enjoying my new pictures as much as I do?


  • Xu Xu ON STRIKE!!

    Tuesday, Aug 19, 2008 8:04PM / Standard Entry / Members only

    BLOODY UNFAIR 

    mum's been ignoring me whole day T_T coz I bit that little buddy till his stomach looked like he just stepped on a  land mine. BUT HE bit me too... 4 bites. How come he only get scolded and I get ignored... MUM!!!! T_T You know why we fought???? coz he got into ma bath tub while I was bathing. I dun like sharing my stuffs!!!! T_T NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR


  • I RULE

    Tuesday, Aug 19, 2008 10:43AM / Standard Entry / Members only

    STEPPED on that new boy on the neighbourhood today. One foot and he's down! GA GA GA GA GA GA GA GA GA

  • XU XU'S SECRET WEAPON

    Friday, Aug 15, 2008 10:00PM / Standard Entry / Members only

    My secret weapon? I call it a double slap. I slap like Bruce Lee punch the bad guys. Yeaaaa OOOO YEAAAA come on baby

    Anyway I seem to like the Kungfu Panda... makes me feel Slim........


  • MAMA IS MINE

    Friday, Aug 15, 2008 9:48PM / Standard Entry / Members only

    HELL NO! I am not mourning. WHY SHOULD I???????

    Mum showers me with more attention everday. MY MUM IS MINE!!!!

    They should be grateful I do not plan to crush them flat with my fluffy bottom.

    One annoying thing is that mum tries to make me marry Guai Guai... for some reason.. she's too slow for me.... I mean up there in the head. For Xu Xu-ness sake, mum asked me to teach that new bee the bathing trick.. I have demonstrated it like all tooooooooo many times. MUM should learn some just NEVER LEARN!

     


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