ME relocated

OK.... Let's see... mum has been awfully busy these days that she often forgets to get me out of my bath, mum.. you see... I bathe 3 times a day, if I continue soaking in these sands I might just as well get peeled. Mum is going to Malaysia tomorrow, so at 11.05pm, I am relocated to her friend's house.... er.... who reportedly had few hamster pets which died due to... ok.... I will just leave it there... I am getting goosebumps...

Ok... I entered the room... and... I have to say the way that guy look at me... give me this really uncomfortable wind down my spine. And boy does he not have a bad influence, he told mum that hamsters got long teeth and mum started to try to get me to show her my teeth. When the other told her to be careful coz I might just bite her, she replied lightly "Oh,... XuXu never bites!" Yea... I will show you that I can bite... though... I won't bite you hard mum... but could you just PLEASE LET ME DOWN!!!! I WILL NOT SHOW YOU MY TEETHHHHHH! NO is a NO! PUT ME DOWN NOW! Ok.. now you are calling me naughty, why is life as a hamster so hard? D**N

Mum left 10 minutes later. I think she'll miss me... she kept telling her friend what to do... dude.. that guy had had hamsters, he would know what to do. OK.... I know I have few habits that he needs to know, like I don't eat leftovers, i.e. I want fresh food everyday, else, I'll just cover the food with woodshreds. I love bathing and I ain't listening to nobody!

Oh.. also, I want to thank you for all the attention given to me..... I know many hamsters get jealous of me... you see... I am different. I AM A FAT FAT FAT hamster. \ \( ^ O ^ )/ / hooray

Mum left... that guy can't get his hands of me... ok... at least he is gentle and he is not doing what he said he'd do to me. For example putting me in a glass tube and rolling me over or throwing me in the air... God.. I am too young to die now.. Haven't even get married or have any relationships yet. I better pray hard.

Mum misses me so much that she called me when she got home. Guess she forgot I am already "relocated". How do I know? I heard!!! telepathy. Am I not a wonder hamster?

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