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  • Hi, I m Xu Xu just few months old. love me, hate me... I am all urs.

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  • Crazy bitchy neighbour bloody broke her leg

    Friday, Jul 4, 2008 7:47PM / Members only

    O ho ho ho ho ho no, it's not Santa Claus it is XU XU singing off his lungs....

    That crazy bitch who bit me last month just bloody broke her leg, ok... I am happy just about till that point. Mum caress her every day now. Anyway... forgetting about that... she has grown to be a lumpy young hamster... I am feeling my libido shooting up.

  • Been a while

    Thursday, Jun 26, 2008 4:11PM / Members only

    OMG! I AM BORED! the weather is killing me and mum is just busy with her paper and pen.
  • Friends with bitches

    Thursday, Jun 5, 2008 6:44AM / Members only

    Damn, mum hit my butt so hard today just bc I bit guai guai tummy that she bled. -_-" ok, I did go too far. Mum watched us for 4 hrs, put us in the same cage n also added that evil yai yai in. I gotta hold back n give in this time. Wait till  mum is gone and I will chew them both!!!!!!!

    PS: I screamed each time mum touches me coz somehow I feel I might get my ass hit again pretty soon T_T

    PS2: Mum is getting me tattooed on her lower back ^^ at least those 2 dun get their names tattooed.

  • Mum Bloody busy

    Tuesday, Jun 3, 2008 12:41PM / Members only

    Mum has been so busy she hasn't been home much but guess what? My strike has given her so much headache, she now brings me to work with her and I got pampered not only by mum but by all the other girlssssssss gak gak gak gak gak gak AND most importantly those 2 are left at home. I sneer when I see mum hug them!!!!!! I WANT THEM SHREDDED TO PIECES!!!!!!!!! who will help? I will pay with my June hamster snacks and treats. OK OK OK June and July? come onnnnn!!! there gotta be some volunteers!!! ok ok June July and August~ fine hamster treats for half a year!!! you, yes, you there the guy with the hat! how about u? help me shred those 2 creatures!
  • NO KIDDING

    Wednesday, May 28, 2008 11:11PM / Members only

    Mum just bought 2 more bloody hamsters, called what? guai guai n yai yai? how nice is guai guai and how naughty can yai yai b? no kidding I am seriously bloody unhappy n jealous. I would eat those 2 bitches if I could! I was so angry I almost got to bite yai yai but mum stopped me so I accidently bit her....... I know....... my bad... I bit her so hard I literally hang myself onto my teeth with my arms n feet on the air! Mum bled. At least I get to say how awfully mad I am at her.  I AM BLOODY UNHAPPY! So I figured out I am going on a strike for one bloody whole week.
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  • posted on Friday, Jun 20, 2008 4:08AM  [Report]
    You know Xuxu I used to look after one of your cousins. About 12 years ago we had a Syrian Golden and his name was Happy. I tell you, he was a really clever (and smart) hamster! He had two levels to his home, and once we caught him sleeping on the top floor. So we moved him downstairs for the night (where his bedding was). The following morning, we woke up to find.....he had moved his entire bedding (cotton wool and all) up a floor for the night! He was obviously pretty upset about being moved around when we clearly enjoyed life on the top floor. ;)
  • Official artist
    posted on Saturday, Jun 14, 2008 1:54PM  [Report]
    Xu Xu you should go on a diet. You have gained way too much weigh my dear.

  • posted on Thursday, Jun 5, 2008 9:34AM  [Report]
    Xuxu, I think your Mum really cares about YOU, but YOU don't want a relationship of fear, but one of care and love, right? So, behave little one, and all will be well. Now go, and apologize to Guai-Guai!

  • posted on Thursday, Jun 5, 2008 7:18AM  [Report]
    tsk...tsk...
    u naughty little ham-ham!
    (tip: if u're gonna kill 'em, make it look like an accident.)

  • posted on Wednesday, Jun 4, 2008 11:55AM  [Report]
    Xuxu, such language! I must tell your Mum to teach YOU some proper Chat Etiquette! In any case, try to be kind to Yaiyai. Me and YOU know that she's really a butch b*tch or a guy, but your Mum can't tell the difference, so lighten up! Life is for living, so live and let live! OK? I'm certain Yaiyai has no problem with YOU courting the lovely, Guai-Guai. YOU have shown him who's boss now YOU can start planning out that sweet future together that YOU have always dreamed about. OK? And remember, no more foul language! That's quite unbecoming of a fine, upstanding hamster like yourself. Take care!

  • posted on Wednesday, Jun 4, 2008 5:03AM  [Report]
    don't tell mum about what?
  • Official artist
    posted on Wednesday, Jun 4, 2008 1:41AM  [Report]
    Xu Xu go back to bed!!!!

  • posted on Thursday, May 29, 2008 11:00AM  [Report]
    bad, xuxu! bad!
    you naughty naughty ham-ham!

  • posted on Wednesday, May 28, 2008 9:18PM  [Report]
    How's the hamster?

  • posted on Friday, May 23, 2008 3:51AM  [Report]
    dude u have way too much fun with this site..... XD
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