Wednesday, Jul 14, 2010 3:08AM / Members only
It's been a long time since I've been on here. A lot has changed. So I'm posting up some poetry.
CHILDISH
To me, there is nothing cuter than a Panda Bear
Gnawing on bamboo,
Too lazy to be the Carnivore
it was meant to be.
STREAM OF CONSCIENTIOUSNESS
An exit sign hanging about the back door of hell
leads to the little cantina where the workers practice in pink tights
the drinks float in the mind like fauns destroy lives in the flower fields.
A pen can kill words, and words can kill childhoods.
The charms on a bracelet melt in the heart of a virgin woman.
The fly is not a dream, not an illusion
Catch and release the audience and overplay the targets
explanation point.
A long conversation grasps the empty air,
and the raindrops mated with the morning dew.
Lipstick stains on a coffee cup mouth unsaid words.
Why do you live in a world where you don't believe in retrospect?
Physically speak Carrey Grant.
Give a damn about your life.
You have the talent to know what they are talking about.
And then a moment later you transform into tragedy.
If I leave this world alive, I'll lay by your feet later.
HOME.
White and Blue, Cream and Navy
Grey and Arizona Skies.
This is my Home.
It squeaks
it moans and groans with each turn
Make-up stains, dirt, sweat, and passion
The smell of two bodies; the ocean blue is salty
Warm and soft, I rest my head in feathers and cotton
This is my sanctuary, place of peace and safety
Embodies every emotion that we feel
I share this home because it was given to me
It is a gift that I cherish
It cradles one, embraces two
This is my place of rest, an escape from the world
I escape into my mind, away from it all
except the dragon in my head
and the rabbit beneath my bed
This is my home
please don't force me away
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Thursday, Apr 2, 2009 3:30PM / Members only
1.You are small, therefore you are automatically "cute".
2.What you cannot reach, you are small enough to climb and get.
3. Group hugs are just way more fun.
4.You don't have to strain your back when getting a drink from the water fountain.
5. If you can't see over a crowd, you can squeeze your way through
complaining you can't see… and there's not much protest anyone can make.
6. (If people are jerks and do not let you through) You are still small enough to get on your friends shoulders.
7. You don't have to stare at the dandruff on top of people's heads.
8.You don't have to worry about adults looking up your nose.
9.Sometimes, you can still play in the kid's playpens at fast food
joints, pointing out that you are still under the minimum height.
10. You can avoid being seen when you wish.
11. Most restaurants won't complain if you order off the kids' menu. After all, your stomach is JUST as small ;-)
12. You usually don't have to worry about any sign that prints, "Mind your head".
13. "Though she be but little, she is fierce"—William Shakespeare, A Midsummer's Night Dream.
14, When it comes to "Stop, drop, and Roll", you are the first one there.
15. If you drop something, it's not so much of a burden to pick it up
16.When at a pool party, you never have to worry about being on the bottom when playing "Chicken".
17. People are far more impressed when a small person does something big.
18. No one notices when a big person does something little.
19. As a child, you always won Hide-And-Go-Seek buy contorting yourself into tiny spaces
20. You can STILL contort yourself into tiny spaces.
21. You can still buy awesome kids shirts from the Disney Store.
22. Your feet don't hang over the edge of your bunk at summer camp.
23. Not only do you fit on your bunk, you can fit your suitcase as
well. This comes in handy if you have the top bunk and hate to get down
to get changed.
24. If you ever injure yourself, it's a whole lot easier for someone to carry you around.
25. You can still jump on peoples back without knocking them over.
(Hopefully, this was the desired effect. If not, it's a lot easier to
tackle around the knees).
26. If you are involved in the martial arts, remember: Not a lot of
people use a number 2 hogu, so you're less likely to get a chest
protector that cushions as well as a marshmallow.
27. People are so impressed when they find out you can kick them in the head.
28. It's a lot easier to get in and out of cars (trucks are another thing).
29.The bigger they are, the harder they fall. Those who are small only fall so far.
30. If you are dumb and want to get drunk just for the sake of getting drunk… it won't take long.
31. You were always the best at "Head, shoulders, knees and toes"
32. During a bomb drill, you are more comfortable under the desk then your classmates.
33. You understand just why Hobbits are so awesome.
34. The pool is always deeper.
35. You can still dive and cannonball in the shallow end of the pool.
36.You can sit Indian style in a restaurant booth.
37. Any chair is just MORE comfortable
38. You can stretch all the way out in a bathtub without having your knees sticking out and freezing.
39. If you prefer the shower, you don't have to worry about your head bumping into the nozzle.
40. You can still jump on your bed without getting knocked unconscious by the ceiling fan.
41. You can avoid getting called on by the teacher if sitting anywhere but the front row.
42. If you are flexible enough, you can fit your arm in the soda
machine and grab one. If you fail, you can have a hell of a time
explaining why your arm is stuck in a soda machine.
43. You can still carry an awesome little kids backpack around without it looking to small for you.
44. You can feel so secure in another's arms…. And if not, you can slip between them.
45. In the movie theatre, you can put your feet on the seat in front of
you… unless of course that seat is occupied. Then you can just rest
your feet in the MIDDLE the chair in front of you.
46. You're a smaller target in dodge ball.
47. Life Size Barbie ain't got Sh** on you!
48. Often, you can still hide under the bed… right after you push aside
your lost laundry, magazines, dust bunnies, text books and the friendly
monster that lives under there.
49. Someone always seems to offer you help when you are carrying a large load.
50. You can fit more people into a photo-booth if they are small… same
effect will happen with a telephone booth, closets , beds, shipping
boxes… just about anything.
51. You are always at the TOP of a human pyramid, not the bottom.
52.Limbo just seems a lot easier for some reason.
53. Who needs a horse if you have a Great Dane?
54. Fact: Children automatically open up and can be friendlier to
someone who is short apposed to someone who is tall…. If you do not
like children, just yell at the little ankle biters and they'll buzz
off.
55. You don't have to hunch in front of public computers.
56. You usually don't feel like you are going to suffocate or endure
stomach damage when the safety bar comes down on a roller coaster.
57. You might still be able to fit into that Power Ranger outfit stuffed somewhere in your closet.
58. There's more room in the back of a car…. If there is no more room, you can fit in the trunk quite nicely.
59. You can walk through the Kids VIP Door at Funtasticks!
60. For some odd reason, cartwheels are just easier!
61. If you don't like the food you're given, it's a lot more convincing to say you're full after so many mouthfuls.
62. Everything is becoming smaller! Smaller cell phones, smaller
cameras, smaller computers, smaller soda cans, smaller radios, smaller
water bottles, smaller freshman, smaller graduate rate… it's the new
"in" thing!
63. When you get a large pack of candy… it's GIANT!
64. You actually spend time thinking about advantages to being small.
65. Three words: "David and Goliath".
66. Crowd surfing lasts so much longer.
67. You can get away with wearing platform shoes and high-heels.
68. Remember, coffins and Urns are often charged by size! You will save your family a few bucks.
69. You don't hit your head on the ceiling of a car when it hits the speed bumps
70. You can actually fit in a travel size suitcase… the problem will be getting past the security guards in the airport
71.You can completely stretch out on any real couch.
72. You know you're in for a bit of a stretch when hear, "Right foot green, Left Foot Red", but it's more fun!
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